2006-12-19 01:47:17 · 19 answers · asked by simplyJESSE 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Great Q, and I offer this
GOD please keep my "Drive" hard, my "Ware" soft, my "Keys" clean, my "Screen" clear, my "RAM" focused more intently. Don't allow me to "Crash", or burn. Don't "Disconnect" me, but do send me "Error Messages" when appropriate. "Defrag" me once in awhile, "Scan" me often, and "FIX IT" automatically.
Thank you.
Steven Wolf
2006-12-19 01:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by DIY Doc 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear God:
My twin brother recently came to live in your realm he was only 34. I know you already know how much I miss him God, but it would mean so much to know he received a message from me through you. God, will you tell my twin brother that I sure do miss him and our phone calls everyday. There isn't a day that goes by when I hear the phone ring, and well God you know....I can't answer the phone! I know Dan's not on the line, so nah, let it ring.
I would also like to let him know that this is the hardest event in our life that I have ever dealt with alone. Actually God, could you remind my brother that this is the first time in OUR lives that we have actually experienced such TRAUMA separately. I thought we were Womb Mates. Soul Mates, that have ventured through many lives together.
Hey God, tell Dan that when he died I felt like I had been
going through the Wizard of Oz. And after realization set in that he was gone...Life seemed like AN ILLUSION. Nothing Tastes good. Nothing smelled good. I understood it clearly when my WORLD DISAPPEARED from my WHOLE Life's Existence. I wanted to GO To. God, tell Dan, I know he is LOVED, and with you. I am the one who is farthest from you if I am insecure. But besides that God, I had an oppertunity to E-mail you & couldn't pass it up! Thanks Dude for the Chance. I hope God sees this.
I love you Dude!
God, Shine some light on my brother on my behalf please.... I love and miss him so.
I see you in the small things Dan. Life is never going to be the same, dog. Love you man!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-19 20:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by BabyGirl~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever the message, the reply would be:
This message was created automatically by mail delivery software.
A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed:
god@yahoo.co.uk
Operation timed out:
user inexistent in this reality
given up
2006-12-19 10:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that i should him how suzie is doing and lots of universal questions like how really was the earth created and is it fun being god, maybe what he does in his spare time, how big the universe is etc, and actually ask him whats its like to be him, does he enjoy it does god ever get sad and plus a happy birthday to jesus, i dunno maybe thats what everyone would write to god ask him about universal questions like whats the meaning to life and hu is my true love, That would get pretty boring wouldnt it....to read all those e mails from the enitre world (that are christians obviously) that are similar, plus y would u want to know whats going to happen in your life, maybe things shud be left unsaid, i think maybe i would just say Hi, how u doing? and what are you up to at the weekend?
2006-12-19 10:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the previous person said our prayers are e-mails to God in a way. it's a good question to think about though im not sure how to answer it
2006-12-19 09:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by benji_luver2005 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blank E-Mail because GOD know anything in my mind.
I wish I get a mail from GOD.
2006-12-20 10:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord, they are making a mess of things down here, come back and help them to understand how to love each other and to lose hatred and prejudice. Come quickly Lord, before we destroy your earth and all created upon it.
2006-12-19 10:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by justa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to send his love to all soldiers and there families and thank him for everything that has happened in my life..and i ask him to watch over all of his sons and daughters.id also ask him for his help in everyday life.for him to stay in my heart and to help raise me my kids in his eye. Amen
2006-12-19 09:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't you get a better reply from him if instead you sent him Knee-mail?
2006-12-19 10:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by saintsfanchad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Thank you for my life and my family and pulling me out of tough times cause I remain on top. But we must discuss my future husband. where is he?"
2006-12-19 11:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋