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Am i protected from nuclear war?

2006-12-19 00:31:06 · 22 answers · asked by king_badger 3 in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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Yes! Amazingly, the U.S. military discovered that the only survivors of the nuclear blasts at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, were the ones smart enough to have their tin foil hats on! Needless to say, a tin foil hat is now part of the standard issue equipment for every G.I. in the service today!

2006-12-19 00:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. That will only protect you from Space Aliens reading your thoughts. To protect yourself from nuclear war you must also make shoes, pants, and a jacket. Then assume a fetal position, put your head between your knees, and kiss your αss goodbye. This is best done in an oven set to about 350 to 375 °F with a note left on the door to baste every hour ☺


Doug

2006-12-19 08:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 0 0

A direct hit on your head from a nuclear weapon would be fatal. Tin foil is not strong enough to withstand the impact. Try a lead bucket or even a hard-hat

2006-12-19 08:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by GoreyAlan Fáilte 4 · 0 0

The aliens and the government will have trouble reading your mind now....so maybe they'll forget about nuclear war and try to figure out how to get past your new helmet.

2006-12-19 08:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Lacey C 3 · 1 0

Just make the hat then try this in order.
wet hair
put hat on
stick in microwave

2006-12-19 08:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Joe Wicks from Eastenders did this.

2006-12-20 05:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It seems to work,just make sure that the shinier side is OUT,otherwise,your brain could fry....

2006-12-19 08:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 1 0

Not so much protected, but more evenly cooked

2006-12-19 08:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by Dave B 4 · 0 0

Yes, of course. Everyone knows that.

2006-12-19 19:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by tychobrahe 3 · 0 0

Only if you put your head between your legs and kiss your *** goodbye

2006-12-19 08:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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