2006-12-19 00:06:32 · 32 answers · asked by The Stig 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
It's what I do folks I'm an outlaw.
2006-12-19 00:39:12 · update #1
Everything you can get your hands on, I am sure the poor will appreciate whatever you can give them.
2006-12-19 00:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It has to be a turkey try either your new series on BBC1 or Kevin Costners Prince of Thieves both of these are big turkeys and should cheer the poor up no end. By the way change the first letters of "Friar Tuck" around lol
2006-12-19 00:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by GoreyAlan Fáilte 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get down to Asda - they have tins of Quality Street & Roses sitting right at the front door...and its only Jimmy the pished Greeter watching them.. Yummy ...
2006-12-19 00:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christmas is a season and time to show love and concern to every one around you, however it becomes wrong if you commit a crime to achieve this aim. instead, my advice is you shear what you have with them and if you have nothing then us the natural talent you have discovered in you to make them happy.eg.sing to them a love song.
2006-12-19 00:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by martins 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who do you think you are?
Robin Hood?
If so find a castle in the middle ages! lol
If you really want to help the poor give them one of your possessions not someone else's!
2006-12-19 00:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not steal
You'll wind up in Jail if you do steal and you'll probably be in Jail on Christmas, do you want to go to Jail on Christmas?
2006-12-19 00:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by MrCool1978 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you don't have to steal to give to the poor this Christmas the little that you have you can give something to the poor, God richly bless you whilst you do that.
2006-12-19 00:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by boselydia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could steal the chairman of Goldman Sach's. 50,000,000.00 bonus - imagine the kidnap payout!
2006-12-19 00:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Dr No 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The contents of Barclays bank maybe?
2006-12-19 00:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A turkey. Or gift vouchers for a supermarket so they can buy food!
2006-12-19 00:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋