one year my grandma gave me a pair of womens slippers size 6 with flowers on them. she wasnt joking, she thought i would like them. she was getting quite senile. i am a 6 foot tall man. she really thought i could wear them.
2006-12-19 00:05:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
fake flowers~
2006-12-19 00:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No lie I got this for Christmas last year! I actually told somebody else about this gift yesturday! It would most def. have to be the worst gift......the gift was from my next door neighbor, she gave me a pair of slippers that well looked like an old mans whitey tighties sewn together and in the inside bottom of the slippers they had little pockets. And from what my neighbor told me they are there to put peanuts in so you could roll your feet on the ground and it would supposedly massage them. I know weird, huh!?! I don't blame her though, she's 92 and she doesn't seem to be all there, but I love her all the same. Happy Holidays!
2006-12-19 08:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by S-Darcy-81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SEX. Years ago, I went out to the pub on Xmas eve and ended up "pulling" a bird. Went home with her and being too plastered to do much, we fell into bed and went to sleep. Woke up early, so did she and we decided to have a morning glory (although she said it'd be my Xmas Prezzie). Halfway through, the door flew open and 5 kids came flying in the room and jumped on the bed, just to wish their older sister Merry Xmas. As if that wasn't bad enough, her folks then appeared in the doorway.
2006-12-19 08:16:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a over sized candy cane wrapped in tin foil once..... it was from my adoptive father's mother... she never approved of me.... and proved it with that gift. I recall the other kids presents were much finer. No matter to me though....just an embarrassment for her really.
2006-12-19 08:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A backpack from my next door neighbour, with in big letters "Pro-Sport" on the front, and bright yellow bits on it...
That was stuffed under the bed in minutes....
2006-12-19 08:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by <-tom-> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband bought me some top of the line anti-wrinkle cream. Its the thought that counts but what was he thinking?
2006-12-19 08:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by MeanKitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never thought of Christmas gifts that way.
2006-12-19 08:08:24 · answer #7 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PJ's 3 sizes too small & robe 2 sizes too big,from the same person..real bummer..no wait,1975,worst yet,an empty bong...=(
2006-12-19 08:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by legendary~cool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very bad flu 4 years ago.
2006-12-19 08:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a gift wrapped empty box
2006-12-19 08:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knitted Christmas socks with christmas flamingos. What the heck is a christmas flamingo????????????????????????????
2006-12-19 08:08:29 · answer #11 · answered by sherry s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋