Get away from my door bible basher ??

Question

What is it about Jehovah Witnesses , who gives them the right to knock my door every bloody Saturday to preach their Bull Sh*T . Im an atheist I dont give a damn . Go Away and get a life and leave me to sleep . I dont want to be too rude what should I say so they finally get the message .

Loving the answers so far very clever and very funny definatly gonna use some of these LOL

Now Im actually hoping they pop round this saturday so i can use some of youre ideas you are making me have such a laugh thanksXXXXXXXXX

Answer 1

Ask them for their address, so you can visit them sometime in order to convert them to something you belive in. Works every time

Answer 2

A common misconception is that Jehovah's Witnesses have no right to preach. Since all true "rights" are god-given, Jehovah's Witnesses have strong Scriptural basis to prove that they actually *DO* have the right to preach. In fact, Jehovah's Witnesses would go from door-to-door even if there were no hope that anyone would change their religion, or even if no one would listen to them!

That is because Jesus Christ specifically assigned the house-to-house ministry to the Christian congregation, with no regard for specific results.

(Luke 10:1,2) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. 2 Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest.

Jehovah's Witnesses are trained to direct attention to the bible, and move on when their message is unwanted. Since each congregation in the United States tries to call at every home in its territory at least twice each year, there is strong motivation for them to move on where little interest is shown. Also, the Scriptures help the Witnesses to expect little interest from most:

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching ...and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm

Answer 3

Here's a tip. Next time, ask them some awkward questions about the watchtower bible and tract society (Their corporate identity)
Ask why, after preaching for years that the United nations is an evil organisation, the 'disgusting thing' and 'abomination' of Revelation, they were, all the time, affiliated to the UN and claiming benefits from it!
Ask how they morally justify their official policy of protecting Paedophiles
Ask why they change their theology every couple of decades, as one predicted end of the world date comes and goes without incident. (They will deny this, but it's all out there in their own old publications.)
Ask if they still believe aluminium is an evil material, originated by Satan. (Again, if they deny this, refer them to their own publications from the 1940's and 50's)
You could of course start attacking their core beliefs. Ask them the name of Jesus's grandfather! Mathew gives one name, Luke another. (They have a stock answer to this - they reckon Luke was a doctor and trace the line through Mary! Hard to explain the 'Son of Joseph' line, then!)

If you are irritating enough, they will make a note of your house number and give you a wide berth!

Answer 4

i imagine of you propose Bible Bangers that is a rude time period for someone that preaches the bible each and every and continuously. Bible Bashers are those that rip aside the bible and all it is mythology. i ought to basically enable them to be responsive to that i'm no longer in touch. Love & undemanding Sharon One Planet = One human beings

Answer 5

they will never get the message i physically have to shut the door in there face with my two little monkeys (children) hanging of my legs and they still try and talk to me. us mums have better things to do during the day then stand on a cold door step listening to rubbish if we wanted to believe in that then surly we would go visit them at a Jehovah witness hall.

Answer 6

When they arrive at my door I smile sweetly explain that I respect their rights to beleive in what they do but they in turn must respect my beliefs, Then i politely explain that I am Jewish ..they turn on their heels and almost run from my door ...think its cos its
they know they will have big trouble converting a Jewish person
.....im not Jewish by the way but this tip was given to me by a friend who is!!!

Answer 7

The Supreme Court of the United States did if this is the country you live in.

Answer 8

I agree ...... we even get white ones ..... I thought that they were all meant to be black......

A rubbish religion they dont celebrate birthdays or Xmas.......

What fools........

I remember when i was very little and lived in london ..... they knocked on the door and my parents were out... I invited them in sat them down then told them that I believed in the devil....... we had a big discussion......

Never saw them again for a very long time.....lol

Answer 9

Pmsl i know where ur coming from. Just anser the door in your underwear tell them your very busy. Dont think you'll get bothered again.Well hopefully lol

Answer 10

Answer the door in a black cloak and wearing a pair of antlers on your head, then tell them to come in your master has been expecting them....they will run to the hills.

Answer 11

Put a sign on your door "No soliciting". Then it is legal. They can't knock or you can sue. Of course, it depends on the state, sometimes the city you live in.