Legally Blonde 2......I was never for capitol punishment before, until I saw this movie, now I think the producers, and writers should all get the chair for this monstrosity of a movie. But after reading some of the comments above, I can't help but think they made that movie for them.
2006-12-18 23:50:51
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answered by Anonymous
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One of the worst films I have seen was "The Last Blade of Grass", which was set in a post apocalyptic Britain. The film was shown on tv, but because it was supposedly so brutal it was cut so much that the screen actually went blank when anything violent or sexual was involved and so made no sense whatsoever.
2006-12-19 00:41:02
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answered by PJD 1
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A vampire film called 'Ankle Biters.'
Truly terrible! The main character was so obviously a 'Blade' rip off. The plot was laughable, in that all the remaining vampires on earth were dwarfs, and had to drink the blood of the last remaining tall vampire! The acting was of a school play standard. It was all filmed in daylight due to cheap cameras and lighting, and the sound in some parts of the film was muffled and unintelligible!
You know how some films are so bad that they're good? Well this one is so bad that it's just bad!
No matter how tempted you are to see this film, even if it is just to see if it's as bad as I say, really really don't bother!
2006-12-18 22:14:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Ah?? well my worst film that i have ever seen is entitled "DREAM CATCHER". Whe i saw that it was so mysterious. I can't really get the exact point why the movie was entitled dream catcher. Though the actors was great but some of the special effect in that movie didn't amaed me and it looked faked! The creatures featured in that movie were totally disgusting. Eww!! I was just forced by my sister to watch that becasue she does'n have any companion. hehehe..
2006-12-18 22:13:43
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answered by leen311 2
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This was easy! Without a doubt the worst movie I ever saw was Gerry (2002) with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck. All it was was a film of the 2 of them walking and walking and walking in the dessert until one of them dies. The dialogue would have fit in the palm of your hand.
2006-12-18 22:13:38
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answered by pink.vixie 2
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i would say the worst film i have ever seen is Troll2(1990
I would like to begin my review by saying that watching this movie will be like taking a hot fork and shoving it in your eye socket for some people, whereas for others it will be the funniest F'n thing you've ever seen.
Before I get into the meat of the story or as I like to call it a double decker bologna sandwich…Troll 2 has nothing to do with trolls (just goblins), Troll 2 also has absolutely nothing to do with Troll 1. AHA but that's not all!!!! The guy who made the cover for Troll 2 didn't see Troll 1 or Troll 2!!!! The original cover of Troll 2 has a werewolf (Not in Troll 1 or Troll 2) chasing a little boy who doesn't even appear in either of the Troll movies! If that doesn't make you want to take your head and smash it against concrete, I don't know what does.
I will now begin with the double decker bologna sandwich part of my analysis. The film begins with Grandpa Seth talking to his grandson Joshua. Joshua is constipated throughout the film and grandpa is dead. You know the kind of dead where you say you will be gone forever and then you come back and then you say you will be gone forever and then you come back and then you give your 12 year old grandson a Molotov cocktail and then you say you will be gone forever and then you come back…that kind of dead. He tells that old story of how Peter Pan ran through the woods one day, ate green goup, and turned into a MLANT. The mother, played by Margo Prey (AKA greatest actress ever) assures Joshua that it was just a dream and goes onto explain that Grandpa's death was, "Very difficult for your father, for Holly, and for me his daughter." You may want to give that quote a second reading… The daughter is also brilliant in this picture. The chemistry between her and her boyfriend Elliott is sizzling!!! Ouch very hot! So sizzling that Elliott and his friends couldn't be more gay! Holly explains, "You take them to bed with you too (referring to Elliott's guy friends that are hanging out the window) and I don't believe in group sex". What??? Holly then explains that her parents don't like Elliott (that he is a good for nothing) and that they are going on vacation for a month. Ellliott then asks, "Is it true you're going on vacation tomorrow?" "Yes!" "I'll come with you?" "OK I'll tell my father that you're coming with us tomorrow" Believe me the movie keeps going…Joshua must do it he must do it! He must pee on everyone's food before they eat corn with green paste on it. Oh my god! Or how about "You're a genius big Sister!" Watch for the mother staring directly into the camera and yelling, "Oh dear god what can we do!" So they have this family exchange and they go to Nilbog and oh my god!
This movie is a pure masterpiece. It's so bad it's fantastic! I recommend everyone to give it one viewing just so you can say you've survived it's stupidity. Make sure you watch it with friends though…DO NOT watch this movie alone or you will lose your mind trying to figure out why anyone would make a movie this bad...I will leave you with this: Mother says "Elliott what are you doing here?" Daughter says "Elliott is part of the family now!" Mom puts her hand on Elliott's face, "Oh Elliott!"
2006-12-18 22:32:59
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answered by Anonymous
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" Hoodwinked" I left before the end.
Combined the worst aspects of animation with the worst aspects of musical, and a rubbish storyline
M : )
2006-12-20 09:28:24
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answered by mesmerized 5
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Not sure, but the most recent crap film I've seen would have to be 'the hills have eyes'. it just wasn't scary, it was just kinda boring, and pretty crap.
2006-12-19 00:28:20
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answered by Skippy 5
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Lady in the Water
boring i fell asleep in my car at the drive inn
2006-12-18 22:12:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Creep it was meant to be a horror but it wasn't scary at all.. and the acting woz a load of pants aswel i lost an hour of my life because of that.
2006-12-18 22:48:09
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answered by Anonymous
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