Extra points if you can suggest a saucy yet tasteful design for this project. Be imaginative - I am an expert knitter and have plenty of yarn.
2006-12-18 21:53:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Only you know how your husband will react. My boyfriend has never gotten pissed, because generally they're seen as a bit of a "joke" present. Just make sure the friend's warmer is smaller than the one you give your husband!
Personally, I think those things are hilarious and I've made quite a few. One I finished recently is pointed at the end, with a snake head at the opening (just switched from dpns to straights toward the very end and decreased the last few rows a bit to shape the "mouth"), complete with googly eyes and crocheted fangs.
...But then again, that's not quite "tasteful." But, considering the project, what exactly WOULD be?
2006-12-18 22:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by Frenzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he will be angry, angry could be an understatement. If you knit your friend a willy warmer your husband will suspect you have seen the size of your friends penis, that I am sure of. He will suspect you may have slept with him, it seems you are looking for some drama lol! Are you?
Well some suggestions for the willy warmer (and I'd suggest you make it for your husband) is a flower (use your imagination wink wink) or you could make it so that it appears to be a macho man, and have some biceps on the side, try to put a bowtie on it (where the macho mans neck woule be, if you get me)...you did say you were an expert right? I think the macho man one would be awesome!
Take care.
2006-12-19 07:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be sparks flying if your husband thinks you know what size to knit this willy warmer. Do it in the style of Rudolph with a big red nose and a pair of antlers. I would do your husband one also.
2006-12-19 08:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably; though if you do a bigger one with a nicer design on it for your husband he might let you get away with it (but don't hold your breath). As to the design why not get some graph paper and plan it out - something along the lines of the words 'nice package' and a picture of a wrapped up present for your husband but a palin one for the friend.
2006-12-19 06:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by D B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, your husband will be pissed unless he gets some mega ultra super willy warmer that's much better than the one you knit for your male friend.
2006-12-19 05:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sax M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I should think your husband should be charitable like you at least he will know it gets cold through lack of use.....otherwise why would you need to knit for his benefit. Dont forget to Knit your hubby a glittery thong to show you care. Merry Christmas
2006-12-19 10:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe, this made me chuckle. first of all, how do you know what size to knit the willy warmer? or is it "one size fits all"?
i suggest knitting santa's face and the willy could be his nose, why not make the beard to cup his balls too, for extra cosey warmth! lol!
2006-12-19 06:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by purple_hazey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well depends on the length now doesnt it - and if you know the length of your friend's private parts then the question of HOW will come up...and your husband may want to know where you got your information from
I hope it was from word of mouth
2006-12-19 05:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Brown_Sugar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can make it look like a arm with a hand. When his willy is warm the hand would "come" out and grab the person he wants to grab!
2006-12-19 06:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by 38C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would ANYONE want a knit "willy warmer" sounds itchy to me...
2006-12-19 05:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by i_love_my_mp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋