2006-12-18 21:39:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
start singing Jinggle bells realy loudly and see who joins in....
2006-12-18 21:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are bored at work you are probably in the wrong job currently:
A few suggestions
1. Try working harder instead of daydreaming.
2. Eat a very hot Chilly or Curry sandwich for lunch.that's the spicy issue solved
3. Change your job before you lose it.
4. Dont think if "IT" you will get fired and go to jail its illegal now at work.
2006-12-18 22:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by ian d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put something really smelly like a dog turd in a soap box and then take a whole puncher and put little vent holes on the sides and then tape the contraption underneath someones desk that annoys you. The idea is that since it's under the desk, every once in a while the air will be disturbed and a slight gush of stinky air will hit the victim causing him/her to stand up and check their shoes and backside.
I had a friend who was my manager come in and apply for an entry level position at the same company he worked at disguised as a complete dork including pocket protector and thick glasses smeared with a bit of Vaseline and a really unkempt black wig. He presented an application with his name as Dick Cox and his job history was embarrassing. For instance he wrote that he used to work at adult fantasy video, and under his job description he wrote "cleaning the booths" Why did you leave? "Low self-esteem", and right before the hiring manager (which was his friend, but didn't recognize him in the disguise) could tell him that he was hired, Dick Cox stood up did an about face and bolted to the exit, before he laughed and blew the whole gag.
2006-12-18 21:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by soleofsoul 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Live in the USA? Purchase a semi-automatic and let them know how you're really feeling?
Photocopy your parts, and spend an embarassing 2 hours in A+E having the glass picked out of your cheeks?
Put gonks on your desk and a "You don't have to be mad to work here..." sign on the wall.
Wear no pants
2006-12-18 21:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dirk Diggler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set up a date between Colonel Richard and Mary Thumb and her four sisters.
2006-12-18 21:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit very melodramatically-- shrieking, sweeping stuff off people's desks with one wipe of your forearm, and calling every woman in sight a whore, and every guy a fa$$ot. Go out in a blaze of glory!!
2006-12-18 23:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by martino 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try working a little harder, then you will not have time to get bored
2006-12-18 22:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Nicholas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spike a colleagues drink or food with amphetamine and let them do the entertaining and then get punished for it.
Genius!
2006-12-18 21:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could do something radical like doing some work instead of using yahoo answers
2006-12-18 23:07:17 · answer #9 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you find the answer to that one let me know? I am just about to poke my eyes out with hot needles......! at least you dont have to share your office with the pitbull..... from 9 - 5 silence we dont even speak........!!! Arghhhhhhhh
2006-12-18 21:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by djp6314 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a few days off and go somewhere. It worked for me.
2006-12-18 21:42:16 · answer #11 · answered by pretty me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋