and now he only has three legs,needless to say its got harder to walk him,so now i tie him to the bumper of my car and take him for a DRAG his name is Woodbine,problem is his undercarrige is getting a bit scuffed,anyone know any ointment for him(he dosent like bob martin products)
2006-12-18 21:12:33 · 15 answers · asked by STEVE T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WHAT, IS IT FULL OF AMERICANS THIS MORNING,NO ONE GOT A SENSE OF HUMOUR ??? AS IF IRD DO THAT TO MY DEAR OLD WOODBINE,......
2006-12-18 21:23:54 · update #1
WOODBINE-DRAG ?????????
2006-12-18 21:26:14 · update #2
perhaps you should give the undercarriage bit a rest and drag the dog along on his back you could make some kind of basket thingo so he doesnt turn over he will still get out and you could alternate back or under carriage.a good ointment is petroleum jelly and its good for the car too.
2006-12-18 21:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I think you should take dear old Woodbine down Park Drive and past the Embassy, he'll get more of a drag that way.
2006-12-19 06:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your doing it all wrong. If you strap a skate board to his tummy, when he can't keep running and his 3 legs give out he can just cruise along with the wind in his face.
UM, Don't stop to fast though, or you will have to invest in a helmet as well.
JEEZ dogs are getting expensive these days!
2006-12-19 05:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by luckycat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that a joke cause I dont find it very funny if you really do that you should go to jail you know you could stay in jail 4 20 years if someone knows him please report him if this is true How could you do that
aka this was probely a joke and sorry 4 the lecture but if it is not then you are a terrible person!
2006-12-19 05:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamy Girl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious… you should be reported for animal cruelty… my recommendations are a vet and that the dog should be taken from you an given to someone who has compassion and time enough to walk him properly!
2006-12-19 05:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor Little Doggy... What Kinda Owner Are You?!!
2006-12-19 05:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about you give the dog up, you'll save gas AND the dog will probably be happy to be away from your sorry @ss
2006-12-19 05:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwww poor dog! Go to the vets and ask for advice not here!
2006-12-19 05:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by mrwurzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best ointment would be to stop tyin him to your bumper and draggin him along..
you PET ABUSER!
2006-12-19 05:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
people like you should be banned from having pets
2006-12-19 05:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lexie_89 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋