2006-12-18 21:00:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Chase him with your huge todger saying you will stick it up him.
2006-12-18 21:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Puma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now it depends on how you define retard. If he is literrally retarded i think that being the reason for you to not want to live with him anymore is just pig headed. Or if you are using it as an insult i think honestly you dont care for him so you clearly dont care about offending him you mearly care about not looking like a bad person instead of hurting his feelings. And why in heavens name did we need to know he was retarded. You could have just asked your question without it. Now i just belive that Ronnie would be far better off without you.
2006-12-18 21:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by magic conor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a drinks party with good friends of yours (all briefed about what you are about to do) light the candles (a must!!) arrange flowers (essential) Dress to impress (dont look a slob) Cook a real nice meal (no kebabs and beer please) have an real nice civilised meal then have some grown up 'after dinner chat about interior decorating etc - drop in that Colin and Justin are your hero's - put on some music..how about the Scissor sisters, Elton John. Will young or Shirley Bassey - once you have boogied
on down in a vaguely camp way clap yur hands together and request silence for a big announcement ........then in a breathy voice say how you love them all soooo very much and trust them al and say you are now coming out!!!! - think if hes a red blooded male he will be packing his bags before you have had time to load the dishwasher!!!
2006-12-18 21:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by random 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he will be better off without you if thats how you talk about 'friends' behind their backs.
Have you even got a legitimate reason for not wanting him to live with you or is it just the fact that you are embarrassed by him and his 'retard' ways?
I think its disgusting and you should show some respect - if he asks you why what will you tell him??
2006-12-18 21:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Brown_Sugar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you have enjoyed living with him but that you would really like to live alone make up an excuse say that your moving to a more economic place or just say that you want to be more concentrated in life and in general your love life.
2006-12-18 23:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by finiky01 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
explain nicely and dont go at once. Give him time to get used to the idea that its happening. And for all the horrid answers that people have given.....i pray to god that he may forgive them for being so rude, cruel and ignorant.
2006-12-18 21:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by stars 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if he's really retarded he won't understand your tounge in cheek responses so just tell him there's a cookie out in the hall and lock the door.
2006-12-18 21:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
dont call him a retard when you start the conversation, just say look you are gay you do my nut and i think you need to make like a sheep, and get the flock outta hear!
2006-12-18 21:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
with great difficulty. you have to tell him though. just say to him that you like him but don't think its working out you two living together. he will understand given time.
2006-12-18 21:04:53 · answer #9 · answered by Empress 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
just tell him that he needs to move. tell him you need some personal space.
2006-12-18 21:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋