"Welcome to W.A.R...........................................". ______________________________________________
W.A.R. is an abreviation for a scientific research facility which studies sentient life forms on other planets to understand why do all civlizations grow, expand and then inevitably decline. The above phrase is the first phrase in my story, a welcoming remark uttered by the manager of the facility to a group of tourists, reporters and students who came for the first open-to-public guided tour of the place. The story is a parody, a satire, so I was hoping you could suggest how could i complete the above starting phrase in a way that is funny and informative of the nature of the place:)
Any suggestions?
2006-12-18 20:10:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
"Visit you local W.A.R. office today for a free tour," I [hero in the correct perspective] stared at the grinning announcer on the ad. This was unheard of. The plebs being allowed to roam amongst the most interesting and dangerous artifacts from across the universe?
2006-12-18 20:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading about the study, I thought of flowers. Why do they bloom and how is civilization any different.
2006-12-18 22:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Conway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The opposite of war is not peace, it's creation.
--line from Rent, thought you could reference it.
2006-12-19 09:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋