2006-12-18 19:15:46 · 18 answers · asked by wjb 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Hell to the first lady that answerd. I know theres no santa. u are the dumb @$$.
2006-12-18 19:18:43 · update #1
yeah u starrwood. This is just a fun question. we all know who wont get 10 from me!
2006-12-18 19:22:07 · update #2
keyhole, door crack. Santa can get in any where a little air can, and according to my grandson who is nearly 6, he can take off the peep hole and come in that way, always replacing it when he leaves. Santa borrows a little magic from God to be able to do as he needs. (Aren't children wonderful?)
2006-12-18 19:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Earlier when the world population was lower, Santa would make personal apperances. However with a huge population explosion, Santa has adopted modern methods. Santa now enters the soul of parents and guardians and through their spirit ensures that all good children get some gifts every X-Mas. For children who have no parents or guardians, Santa makes a special appearance for these kids. No good kid is allowed to feel alone on this special day.
2006-12-19 03:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We have a Santa key. If you don't, the exhaust pipe from your heater. Santa goes down the pipe and your heat source in the house turns into a fireplace. The Disney movie The Santa Clause with Tim Allen showed us that.
2006-12-19 11:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by applecrisp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chimney will suddenly appear when he lands on the roof. Haven't you watched The Santa Clause?
2006-12-19 04:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Mae Bop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He don't need a chimney. He got the magic dust. You know the magic dust, he give a little to the reindeer's, a little to Santa. A little more to Santa. Soon they can fly all the way around the world. That's some bad dust, MAN .....
2006-12-19 03:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll tellyou what my parents told me, since we only had a furnace with a small door.
Santa is magic, and he can come into the house many different ways. He has a passkey for all the house, and his magic keeps the house alarms from going off (OK I added that part) Even the smallest mousehole will make it possible for santa to come in.
Santa can go whereever there is a warm and welcoming heart for him.
Ain't that sweet? awwwww
2006-12-19 03:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa is magic, and will find a way to your stocking if you don't have a chimney. His Magic Santa Dust gives him the power to simply appear right where you have your Tree or your stocking. He is the most magical being there is, and he knows when you've been naughty, and he knows when you've been nice.
Love You Santa.
Santa is alive, Magic is afoot.
MAGIC
2006-12-19 03:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Twin♣Sis♥ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
On arrival at your house he will carefully survey the outside and on finding no chimney he will return to his sleigh and retrieve a shoulder mounted rocket launcher. He will take careful aim at the front door and on saying ho! ho! ho! he will squeeze the trigger. Be sure that when you hear the ho! ho! ho! you immediately take shelter in the basement or under a table and ensure that your list of Christmas presents from Santa includes a book on how to rebuild your house.
2006-12-19 03:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He knocks on the door and when you answer "whos there interupting my sleep!", he will say "Hohoho its me Santa delivering your present! Hohoho next time get a chimney !" There you go, he comes in.
2006-12-19 03:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa is like a shapeshifter and can sneak in through any crack. if there are no cracks then he gets his axe out and makes one... but its magical and closes up as soon as he leaves
2006-12-19 03:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by Sleepyguy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋