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okay, my friend told me that she took a remote and masturbated herself. and then she did it with her fingers.
will she get pregnate?

2006-12-18 18:43:51 · 19 answers · asked by Brooks C 2 in Health Women's Health

19 answers

To simply answer your question - No, she will not.

Read your science / biology book.

2006-12-18 19:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is very important: DID the remote have batteries at the time? If so, your friend MAY be pregnant with little TV babies. It's going to be a painful birth, but just try to be there for her.

2006-12-19 05:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lilith 3 · 2 0

LOL. no she won't get pregnant. Masturbation is normal and healthy. A remote is an odd choice to use. But don't worry. She is just trying to understand and explore her body and what is it like to be sexual.

2006-12-19 02:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by diva_m3 3 · 0 0

hello. You need a guy to insert his sperm in a woman to get pregnant. Remotes dont produce sperm only guys do. Even then the woman must be fertile on that day to get pregnant

2006-12-19 03:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by raveen_cs83 2 · 1 0

Can i get an ebay item # for the remote?

2006-12-19 03:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't be scared for your friend everybody masturbates at some point in their life and she wont get pregnant because their was no semen to fertilise the egg

2006-12-19 03:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is ur question will she get pregnant because she put a remote in her hole? if so yes as long as she hasn't tearanything.

tell her next time use lub alooooooooooooooot
and nothing bigger i hope.
haha

2006-12-19 02:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by answer man 3 · 0 0

no.. you shouldn't be afraid of pregnancy..
You should be afraid of infection.. and i really hope she won't get any.. the remote has a million spaces where bacteria can survive..

2006-12-19 03:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by Deema 4 · 0 0

omg, I fear for your sanity. you DO know that pregnancy only occurrs when a sperm and an egg meet? TELL ME YOU DO T_T because what you just said, was ridiculous

2006-12-19 03:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0 0

how can you get pregnant with your fingers
and a remote
come on think for once
it isn't possible
you cant spell ectoplasmic slime
or jam la la la

2006-12-19 03:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by lava lad 3 · 1 0

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