he threatened to smack me with a salmon, I just shot cheese out of my eyes at him and he fell over crying, that is until he fired a small wombat out of his chin at me and tied me up! I have been sitting in this dripping basement for 3 days now, with nothing but a bag of fritos, wait, how am I typing?
2006-12-18 17:44:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jay Leno's chin attacked me in a dark alley once and stole my bus pass.
I have nightmares to this DAY!
2006-12-18 17:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes, I feel threatened by his chin/jaw every time I see him.
and you're typing because the Frito's are magical like your eyes.
jk about the eyes thing by the way.
2006-12-19 01:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way... i had almost the same experience, except instead of a wombat, i had a chinchilla, instead of cheese, i shot ranch dressing, and he didnt take me to his basement, i was in his garage amongst his huge car collection...
and he didnt give me fritos, i think they were bugles (or were they ruffles?)...
hes got a serious problem
2006-12-19 01:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by littlehey5 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope
2006-12-19 02:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can see the wombat coming at you. I hope you ducked. That chin of his is dangerous. (lol). Thanks for the laugh....love your sense of humor. I've never met Jay but would love too.
2006-12-19 01:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by helpme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Zebra.
2006-12-19 02:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I plead The 5th
2006-12-19 01:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not yet.
You type like a emotionally unstable middle schooler, keep up the good work.
2006-12-19 01:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by Paw 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is your mind. This is your mind on drugs. This is your mind on drugs with a side order of bacon and eggs.
2006-12-19 01:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to highschool with him, no joke. We weren't friends though, I was 2 grades above him
2006-12-19 01:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋