A GOOD comback?

Question

In class gr. 8 there are these two girls that are TOTAL SHINEY PLASTIC and well there is one who is actually a dumb blond LITERALLY haha!! I ALWAYS wisper at her and say 'dumbblond' or 'bitc*y who*e'

Answer 1

Before trying to do clever comebacks, you need to get that anger undercontrol.

EVERY good comeback only works if you can say it with amused indifference.

Answer 2

Comeback to what?

Tell her she's a fake/poser
Tell her that she's not fooling anyone by trying to be cool
Mimic her (that's always annoying)
Tell her she's being immature

Sorry...that's the best I got without having an actual comment to comeback to and not knowing much about her. By coming back with things like "bi*chy w*ore, you're just as bad as her. Act as if you're older and smarter than her, she's just some immature prep. People like her often look down on those who aren't very high on the junior high "social scale" can't you just picture her looking at you and you can see it in her expression that she thinks you're stupid and worth nothing. Simply do that to her.

Answer 3

Sorry but i cant burn a person without looking a picture of him or her.... Watch out because if you dont have any comebacks all those litle kids start getting on your nerves saying OOOOOOH and stuff like that so you should come up with some good comebacks.

Answer 4

How can you ask for comebacks when you haven't listed anything for us to comeback to? It's like, correction, it literally is asking what the answer is without having first asked the question. No statements, no comebacks.

Answer 5

Why do you feel it's necessary to get involved in "comebacks" and drama of this kind? Don't you have more important things to do than vent anger on other people?

I think the best "comeback" to people who engage you with these type of insults is to simply tell them you don't have time for their useless drama, then find something constructive to do. You can choose to tear people down, but by doing so, you also tear yourself down. You don't prove to other people you are better by ripping them apart, you prove that you are better by acting better and more mature than they are acting.

In reality, the only one you need to prove anything to is yourself. You have to really ask yourself what is so important to prove to yourself in insulting others. It's your choice though to get sucked into the drama of these sad games.

Answer 6

How about this one?

While you were out on your 2nd date of the evening last night, I was online asking strangers to help me come up with insults to prove you aren't cooler than me.

Answer 7

I think that someday you will actually look back at this and get red in the face at your thoughts and how ridiculous and silly it all is. Really. No kidding.

Answer 8

Sounds like you need to find something better to do.