2006-12-18 14:48:17 · 3 answers · asked by hello, is there anybody in there 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Yeah dog they gangsta.
Their manager is starting O-Line for Vanderbilt (the Bears have been scouting him).
He's going for Freshman Offensive Linemen of the Year (for SEC and NCAA).
He's also going to appear on MTV going for Rookie Band Manager of the Year and Band Manager of the Year. And there's rumors he may win People's Sexiest Man Alive.
Check out the band's Wikipedia.
2006-12-20 17:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by DaClint 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are they touring with Blasted Butt Burger Machine and The Nickle Plated Soundproof Ookie Doookie Derivative?
2006-12-18 22:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah they don't steal crackers!
I mean they're just there on my desk and WHAM!, they're gone. And then I ask the cracker stealer, you wanna go out for lunch, and she's like no thanks I already ate.
But you know what she ate: MY CRACKERS!!!
They're mine!!!! Not yours!!!!! I mean come on, they cost like $2.50 for a pack of 6 and if you go to Sam's Club you can get a year's supply for under $20 so I mean come on!
I'm ordering one of those Sharper Image clocks with a motion controlled camera, let's see this Cracker Stealer in action.
I bet she doesn't even do it herself anymore, she probably pays people.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole office is in on this.
"Let's steal his crackers, he won't care!" But you know what, I DO CARE! I bet they don't even know my name. They probably know me as the man who brings in Crackers that people steal!
Well it hurts! I should become boss and make this law:
As long I as am in charge, cracker stealing in punishable by watching that horrible C-Span DVD. I mean c'mon, who wants to watch Hardcore Debates: Unrated.
I'm gonna hide under my desk and when people are like, "Where Mr. Crackers" I'm gonna play a tape that goes like
"Believe or not, Mr. Crackers, isn't at home. Please leave a message after the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."
And then they'd be like yeah foo let snatch thse thangs
And I'd pop out and have them all arrested.
I'm a genious. I hate working the night shift. I'm supposed to be working so I better go, I'll blog about this later.
WHERE THE F*** DID MY CRACKERS JUST GO!?
2006-12-21 01:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by moviemaker1990 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋