okay this may sound weird but.... pretend ur a....?

Question

pretend ur a credit card

(yes i kno weird)
(dont worry i'm not like some sorta crazy person its for hw)

k i need u to pretend ur a credit card


heres an ex.
yes my own writing....

I'm not one of those cruddy cards that come in the mail i'm a high class card that people drool over


yes i want the card to sound concieted
and ya
umm
it has to have a bit of christmas wit it
after all its a xmas essay

thx

<3

:D

Answer 1

Here I am sitting in John Does wallet. I have a credit limit of $10,000 dollars. My face is red, white and blue and on my back I have a black stripe. Don't you think that I am handsome?
I hear a lot of noise and lots of people walking around--this means John must be at the mall again-YAHOO!
I wonder when John will take me out and start spending, spending, spending!
I feel a breath of fresh air as John pulls me out of his wallet--WHEW! I can breath again. I can see all the Christmas lights and wreaths and I can smell the pinescented trees as John goes from store to store using his fantastic credit card--Oh Yeah-thats me--I am platinum after all!
The most wonderful feeling is when my black stripe is swiped!

Answer 2

I am a credit card with a very low A.P.R. I can be used in any major department store, and I have no annual fee. You can use me to buy Christmas presents, and you won't suffer from "spendthrift shock" when the holidays are over, because I give a ten percent rebate at the end of the year. Even if you don't believe in credit cards, or you've used others and find yourself deep in debt, you'll find that using me will be an exciting difference. If you still aren't convinced that I'm the best of my kind, you can always use me to scrape gum off your kids' shoes, and I have been known to pick the locks of kings! Carry me for prestige, and I won't disappoint you. I promise to deliver everything I've described. So throw away the Visa, the American Express, the Mastercard and the Discover. They are for peons! I am for the aristocrats like you!

Answer 3

I am one of those credit cards that comes by mail. Yeah I just want to take your money. Hey if you want the family to get a good impression of you buy each person the most expensive thing that you think they will like. That there is a smart idea. You should go out on Christmas decorations this year. Oh and your electricity bill don't be a fool and waste money on a stamp pay your bill by credit card.

Answer 4

I'm a credit card ready to be swiped and spent for the holiday season.