Does anybody know any good comebacks?

Question

Every time someone says something mean and I want to say something back.... I got nothing!!! Please help and no crap answers.

Answer 1

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?


.............I just Hope theres something you like :D

Answer 2

GREAT FEMALE COME-BACKS


Haven’t we met before?
Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD clinic

Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized

I know how to please a woman!
Then please leave me alone

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down

So, wanna go back to my place?
I don’t know, will two people fit under a rock

Your Place or mine?
Both! You go to yours and I’ll go to mine

I’d like to call you what’s your number?
It’s in the book
But I don’t know your name!
It’s in the book too

So, what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator

What sign were you born under?
No Parking!

Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Do Not Enter

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts

I can tell you want me.
You’re right. I want you to leave

If I saw you naked, I’d die happy!
If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing

Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don’t out of my species

Your body is like a temple!
Sorry, no services today

I’d go through anything for you.
Good, let’s start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there

Answer 3

1.)some one says:
Kiss my @$$
you can say:
pick a spot you're all ***

2.)GO FiretrUCK YOUSELF! my favorite

3.) you can try the superior approch, if someone insults you,
you can say "did you stay up all night writting that one"
or "awwww (sarcastic feeling) you're trying to hurt my feelings, you should try harder"
you can agree with them (sarcasticly) "your right, gosh! gee!
when I grow up I want to be just like you, to be so perfect and odor free"

4.) you can just laugh at them, blow it off, act like it doesn't bother you example if someone interupts you to insult you
laugh under your breathe shake your head and continue on what you were doing ...

5.) you can challege there intelligence by using a slur of your own..
"that the best you can do Einstien"
"easy rocket scientist.."
"you're a dolt" another favorite
"nice one Brainack"

6.) insult back: "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas @$$ when you were born"



remember come backs are about attiude, if some twit see's that they are getting to you they will continue

Answer 4

1. Don't beg, it shows weakness.
2. You're words mean nothing to me.
3. You are worthless to me.
4. And your point?
5. Stop, you're boring me.
6. Such a pity.

Answer 5

I am good at comebacks, but I need some examples of the mean things people say.

Answer 6

Try to use big words. This confuses the stupid person who was just rude to you, instead of sinking you to their level.
"That was not very kind of you to say. I think you should shut your big, neanderthal mouth and go somewhere where others can go through the ordeal of listening to you."

Answer 7

"So is your face" is my favorite.

Whatever you do, keep it completely inane... something you can laugh at yourself. If you look as though you are taking it too seriously you only get pulled into a ridiculous and losing battle.

If your goal is to shred someone's dignity, pick apart the truth. We each know our honest flaws, and honesty hurts. I however, can't help but prefer inane.

:)

Answer 8

"I've been called worse by better."

"Wow! I bet you were up all night, working on that one."

"That was a good insult...if it was 1952."

Answer 9

I used to say: "Have you EVER opened you mouth and said anything intelligent?"

Answer 10

Find something dumb, ugly, or stupid about them and make fun of it. Or pretend you don't get their joke cause you're too cool.
Give me some examples, it would help.