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i mean common does santa really exist i wanna noe!

2006-12-18 13:06:13 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Does your Mommy know that you are up and out of your crib?

2006-12-18 13:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No he doesn't. He is a myth! It would be physically, scientifically, and economically impossible for someone to deliver toys for free to all the children around the world in a 24 hour time period. Not to mention the fact that if, as the song sang by the late Elvis Presley says, "..he doesn't care if you're rich or poor, because he loves you just the same" was true, then why is it the kids with rich parents get all the nice expensive gifts, while many poor children around the world do not even get gloves, scarfs, or shoes that they desperately need?

Take a minute to think about it logically. No way can somebody afford to make all those gifts for kids around the world for free, and neither could one person go to approximately 1.5 billion homes throughout the world in one night to deliver them. Flying reindeer? Why haven't they been breeded and put into zoo for exibits. Something like this would easily be in Ripley's believe it or not! To make the trip, one would have to move faster then the speed of light. Even if one was able to do so, moving that fast would cause his sleigh, the toys, as well as himself and his reindeer to catch fire! He "makes" toys that are labled, "Made in China", and many of those gifts he "makes" violate patten laws in both how the name and trademark! Plus, why would stores have all these, "Christmas Toy Sales" if Santa was the one who was delievering all the goods for free? (Don't tell me it is because parents get gifts for kids too. If one guy was willing to bring all the kids toys for free, most parents would let him, and save the money for something else if they had the chance to.). NO, SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL!

2006-12-18 13:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by rhino 6 · 0 0

The Santa Claus story does have a kernel of truth in it.

I began with Nicklaus who was good and kind to the poor and needy, and he was famous for throwing some gold into a peasants house, and the gold landed in socks or stockings that were wet hanging from the mentls so they could drt in front of the fire.

After Nicklaus passed away; he was decalred a saint, and over the years the legend of Saint Klaus (Santa Claus) was told to other people of other languages and cultures; and the legend persists.

2006-12-18 15:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rev. Two Bears 6 · 0 0

on the "good judgment" that if something is unknown there's a 50/50 possibility that it particularly is genuine: there's a 50% possibility that God is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Vishnu is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Allah is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that the FSM is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Odin is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Osiris is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Zeus is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Ba'al is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that Quetzalcoatl is genuine. there's a 50% possibility that the great Spirit is genuine. that's an undesirable lot of fifty% utilising theist math on good of theist good judgment this means that there is a 500% possibility that some deity is genuine. Wow, we greater suited start up praying. Or start up utilising genuine good judgment and genuine math.

2016-10-18 11:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Dear Marky,

While I got your letter asking for the GI Joe's for being such a good boy this year, I'm rethinking giving them to you. Now that I have read you question my existence I can't help it. Remember one thing, as long as I am real to you that is all that matters.

Sincerely,
Santa

PS
Also remember that I prefer skim milk over the whole milk

2006-12-18 13:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa R 2 · 0 0

this is why santa doesn't exist:

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of
living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects
and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa
has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since
Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist
children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million
according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of
3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's
at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west
(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is
to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has
1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney,
fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat
whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the
sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8
million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we
know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),
we are now talking about 78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2
million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least
once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-
made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles
per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds),
the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably
described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more
than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could
pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even
nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even
counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison
- this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth II (the Cruise Ship,
not the real Queen although one might think so).

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air
resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a
spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer
will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In
short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the
reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.
The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a
second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces
17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems
ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015
pounds of g-force.

Basically, yea, he doesn't exist.

2006-12-18 17:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by alter ego 2 · 0 0

Yes, Santa is my father. He enjoys being a worldwide icon for Christmas and all the little girls and boys. Although, he does not live in an igloo in the north pole. He lives in a regular place but I can't tell you or else the secret will be ruined. So there you have it. The truth finally comes out.

2006-12-18 13:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by burn_this_city 2 · 0 1

Marky? Santa is only real in your heart and in your actions. It's all about a feelgood spirit within the hearts of people who care.
Or you could take a trip over to your local shopping mall and see an impostor.

2006-12-18 13:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Cymbaline 5 · 0 1

St. Nicholas is the person that Santa Clause originated from.

2006-12-18 13:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no he is not real but there was and old man named old Santa nick witch gave gifts and toys to less fortunate families so the kids would have something to open on Christmas morning but he passed hundreds of years AGO SO THE AWNSER IS NO THERE IS NO SANTA..

2006-12-18 13:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by TEIRRA 4 · 0 0

I believe in the Spirit of Christmas!

Maybe a better way of saying it would be -I believe in the Spirit of people loving and sharing through all religions at this time of the year.

Heart Mind, Soul and Seriously.

Peace To All!

2006-12-18 13:10:18 · answer #11 · answered by Bobyns 4 · 0 1

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