What is the most unfortunate surname you've ever come across?

Question

No joke, I know a guy whose last name is "Suckman"

Answer 1

I know this is gross but K u n t lick, lol. I am not making that one up either.

Answer 2

While at work I was looking on the memo system directory for someone, when I came across somebody in the organisation who's name was Wendy **** sounds like plank and if you substitute the pl in plank with a w you should have it (in case the surname gets edited)

Answer 3

I once went to school with a lad who had the surname Dyson, asnd every year at Christmas, the lads would take the rip with him asking "Are you getting a hoover for Christmas?"

I also worked with a guy who's surname was Shaggit *And I'm not messing about*

Answer 4

I once worked for a company whose customers included a Mr. Thick and a Mr. Bolik.

Answer 5

Mrs Anus. additionally i heard a pair of guy suggested as Sunova Shepherd. My uncle have been given stopped my the police in u.s. whilst he became there on holiday. They have been given very offended with him whilst he suggested his call became MacDonald on account that they had in simple terms heard of the rapid nutrition chain. there is likewise a narrative a pair of woman who became going to call her daughter Cur Na Mara meaning sea ailment, nonetheless she did no longer understand this. there is one in each and every of those surname as 'Underhill'. in case you have considered or study lord of the rings you will understand why it is so humorous.

Answer 6

when i was at school there was a kid called leo wanker, i have thought about this many times over the last 20 years or so and broke out in fits of laughter, i hope he got his name changed in time for adult life, kids can be nasty but adults are far worse. if you read this leo(or whatever you hopefuly call yourself these days) i mean no offence to you.

your old school friend hugh jardon

Answer 7

Must have lived near some other neigbors from past years. "Cozybutt." Pronounced "Coseybutt" The couple were indeed the butt of jokes, but it never made them feel bum hurt, nor ar*sed them. Interestingly they put up a little sign saying welcome to "Cozebutt's "
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"

Answer 8

Last names: -
Petgrave
Drinkwater

Knew a girl named Cinnamon Grahm

I'm dead serious too

Answer 9

I once attended a conference and flipped open the program to see that a paper was to be presented by a Dr. Hung Dong. I kid you not.

Answer 10

My dad worked with a guy whose last name was Rabbit...
Yup, first name,,,,,,,Jack.
Also a man whose name was Faddlefart.

Answer 11

Men on tv call Tony Handcock, vanker yes!