Can you say something, anything! to cheer me up? I dont care if its insulting, even. Just a cheerer upper! As a matter of fact, insult the snot out of me, just be funny.
2006-12-18 10:13:55 · 5 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sorry,you are having a bad day. Have you tried Readers Digest on-line. Go to www.rd.com, & click on the jokes tab up top. Hope this cheers you up. & I hope someone insulting you doesn't make you happier. :( At least you're not hiding out in the chaos of Baghdad. It could be worse. Smile! {hug}
2006-12-18 10:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Nocine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot,you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side ... You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to
fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, why don't you fawk off!" replied her husband.
2006-12-18 19:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by castle h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well at least its almost over!!!! At least a sea gull didn't crap on your best suit and the barrista didn't spill your coffee on your shoes.
2006-12-18 18:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Loli M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It could be worse. You could be George W. Bush, or Dick Cheney.
2006-12-18 18:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be worse - you could have a small rodent stuck up your nose!
2006-12-18 18:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋