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What is the initiation ceremony I have to go through?
I'm sick to the back teeth of being an ordinary citizen in an ordinary world leading an ordinary life.
I want action. I want danger. I want to ride down the highway on a sunny day at 100mph with my hair on fire and stick to fingers up at society and all it's boring conventions.
I've had enough. I want my life back.

2006-12-18 09:30:02 · 18 answers · asked by Panama Jack 4 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

18 answers

What life exactly did you have that involved piss soaked leathers?

Hells Angels have conventions too. Which I dare say might also get boring eventually. They even have their own website for god's sake!!

Why not just live life as an... (wait for it..).. individual!?

But if I can't persuade you, try the link below..

2006-12-18 09:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1 0

Asking on the internet really isn't going to help. Are you familiar with HA's history? It would probably be a lot more fulfilling an enjoyable to just get a motorcycle and cruise down a backroad for 5-odd hours. Trust me on this one. You get the wind through your hair, and keep all your teeth.

2006-12-18 17:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 3 0

Did you know that on initiation - the other gang members will unrinate and defecate on your clothing - which you must never wash? They will also want free access to your girlfriend (assuming you have one), which you both must comply with, without hesitation or complaint. You will need to wade to fights you never started, as they cannot fight on a one-to-one basis, and back up their criminal enterprises, even if it means selling heroin to schoolkids. Most of the people I know who joined motorcycle gangs were lacking in intelligence and self-respect, with more than a touch of sycophantic willingness to suffer at the hands of diseased (human) vermin. So, if you STILL feel the need to wear their "colours" to feel like a man - go for it, now that you know the truth.

2006-12-18 21:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You don't become a Hells Angel. You're born a Hells Angel. If you live that life you will encounter the club and they will recognise the potential in you. When you've been known for a while and if you've got the balls to ask, they might (yeah might) let you take the first steps. But only if they think you've got it in you.

2006-12-19 04:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Serious Dude 3 · 0 0

Just join a motorcycle club, you get all the perks without serving a day in jail, broken bones or loss of teeth.

2006-12-18 18:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by germaine_87313 7 · 2 0

The minimum requirements are a motorcycle (preferably a Harley), and a leather jacket with a large skull on the back.

In order to set your hair on fire at 100mph, you would need to remove you crash helmet, and use some accelerant, possible petrol. Be sure to carry a fire blanket.

2006-12-18 17:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

if you want adventure with the Hell's Angels, I suggest you dress in heart or flower patterned pajamas, with a Teddy Bear tucked in one arm, walk into a Hell's Angel bar and tell them they are all sissies.

Your humdrum world will seem not so bad after all - ASSUMING - you survive and you are able to walk out of the hospital after having all your bones reset.

2006-12-18 17:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 1 1

Let me advise you, you ARE not ready!!! If I have to explian to you, you probably wouldn't understand...and it's what you wrote, that I'm basing that your NOT ready to join!!! Maybe you should try sky diving...thats action & dangerous & you 'll go over 100 mph.

2006-12-18 17:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by WV_Nomad 6 · 1 1

First, get a Harley, then ride down to one of their bars and start picking fights. If youl survive, ask them for an application. They will check your credit and police record, and prabably ask for a deposit

2006-12-18 17:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You'll wish you had your life back if you hook up with them. If you have to ask how to do it, you'll never make it anyway.

2006-12-18 22:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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