How can I become a Dirtbag?

Question

Should I Beat up old ladys and old men for fun,cut off my "weenier:, masterbate,rape girls,listen to ghetto music,wear a retarded ghetto shirt that go's down to my knees,cut myself,don't take a shower forever, give the middle finger to black people and burn them, tell the black people that they have the same color of cow poop(cow pies,cow ****),fart on the church,fart inside the church,fart on my girlfriend and her faces,give my girlfriend a middle finger as a gift,give the middle finger to the president,become an open nazis,dance on the school grounds naked, go into the girls locker room naked and rape the naked hot girls,run around the school naked, and to steal all the money from the red cross on purpose and to lie to the president that there's going to be an bomb at the white house? that how I can become a dirtbag or what?

Answer 1

all you need to do is get a bag and fill it with dirt....
then be one with the bag...

Answer 2

sure buddy knock urself out... ya might go to prison, but watever floats ur boat..or u cud listen to the song teenage dirtbag by wheatus for help

Answer 3

its gonna cost 350 bucks for me to answer this. you can make the check out to cash

Answer 4

fart in a bottle.