i dont think i could bring myself to murder someone but i could probably handle pushing someone over or stealing an animal or two.
Anyone got any other suggestions? ....dont worry i'll do it after xmas so as not to make it onto Santas Naughty List.
2006-12-18 07:40:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
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2006-12-18 08:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, I have an idea. There is actually a law in the state of Florida which states that:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
There you go, tie up Dumbo and don't put coins in the meter.
Busted!
2006-12-18 07:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about putting a glass bottle in the plastic or paper wheelie bin, or a piece of junk mail in a litter bin in the middle of town, or, better yet, drop some litter in front of a camera, making sure the watchers in the security centre can see your face - if you do it whilst jay walking that would r e a l l y be a crime.
2006-12-18 07:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by blondie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you decide, let me know, I will make sure im there to Nick you, could do with an early new year arrest, get on santas good boy list
2006-12-18 07:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by sunnybums 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Never say or do like that you don't know who is listening or learning but I must have to say that on Saturday night a drunk driver which I think is despicable nasty and dangerous parked his car to the amazement of all of us as nobody was hurt not even the driver in the shop floor of Ladbrokes in Hounslow West and apparently the car was well and truly sandwiched although the place is now boarded up but in answer to your question how about the crown jewels.
2006-12-18 07:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Pandora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, paydays are usually the first and middle of the month so you could go hang out behind a bar and wait till the drunks come out and roll em.
2006-12-18 07:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by freakyallweeky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take tha tax disk out of your car and park on a double yellow-line.
pinch next doors milk in the morning.
do a ram raid.
drive to the country-side and try to take a sheep.
walk out-side and hit the first person you see.
2006-12-18 07:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up someone on the registered sex offenders list. (There are websites for every region). Track them down and torture them. You will have fun and do a public service at the same time!
2006-12-18 07:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Assault yourself for advertising your desire to commit a crime...Silly! And Santa will remember til next year. Be good, it pays off. God Blesses even the fool hardy and the whimsical.
2006-12-18 09:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by 35 YEARS OF INTUITION 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whatever you do, make sure you have a partner. This way, after you get caught, you can turn state's witness against your partner and maybe get a lighter sentence.
2006-12-18 07:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kidnap Victoria Beckham, lock her away somewhere.
Or how about arson? You could burn down my old workplace, that would give me immense joy, especially if my old line manager is still in it. I'll give you the address if you are interested.
2006-12-18 07:46:55 · answer #11 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋