After the dog came down from the X she sound in paris' purse, Tinkerbell totally freaked out and left to join Narcoctics Anonymous, immediately. After waking up in Paris' purse the dog knew that she had finally hit rock bottom and decided to get help. She is now living quietly off the coast of Maui with her husband, The Taco Bell Dog.
2006-12-18 08:10:42
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answered by babygyrl_nyc 5
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She would have been taken away.... you're purely allowed to have like...3 or 4 dogs in CA and Paris has sixteen. She blew her mouth on a communique instruct, i'm specific the humane society has been pulling down her door because then.
2016-10-18 11:06:04
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answered by Anonymous
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That Kinkachou thing she was carrying around as a pet - the one that scratched her - ate poor Tinkerbell in a fit of jealousy.
2006-12-18 07:46:09
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answered by sugar_pink_candy 5
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Nicole Richie accidently ran over her, but was too high to remember
2006-12-18 09:06:27
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answered by Anonymous
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He got lost in 2004, and then after months and months searching him....Paris finally found him....... Or maybe she bought a new one.........I WONDER!
2006-12-18 08:55:02
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answered by Kay 5
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'tinkerbell' is still alive and well .. and she was born in athens, greece in 2002 ...
2006-12-18 08:28:53
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answered by ? 5
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Suicide;
From South Park->
Paris:
[quickly arrives and enters the limo] God, get me out of this hick town! What a bunch of rednecks! [the driver closes the door, starts up the limo, and drives off. Inside, she picks up her Chihuahua and starts talking to it, caressing it] Everybody's so ******* lame. Except for you, my little Tinkerbell. You love my vewy much, don't you? How much you wuv me? [Tinkerbell looks like a mirror image of her, including heavy eyelid] I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny, and then I'm gonna dress you up like a little princess. You're mine forever! [her cellphone rings and she answers it, releasing Tinkerbell.] Whatever! Oh, hey, KC. Oh, another stupid store opening at some lame cowboy town. [Tinkerbell jumps down from the seat and walks away dejected] Oh, it's so ******* stupid, this whole town stinks like cows. [Tinkerbell is up on the divider and looks down] I can't wait to get out of here! Grody! [Tinkerbell drops down onto the front seat...] They have the lamest stores, too. [... walks over to the driver and digs around his right coat pocket ...] I'm gonna go to Rome for the weekend, I think. I dunno, Rome or Tokyo, either way it'll be totally boring. [... and digs out a small gun from the pocket.] Stupid. [coughs some mucus onto her left hand] Hagh. [Tinkerbell carries the gun back to the back seat...] I need to get wasted. I haven't had a drink in like fourteen minutes. Why is everybody so stupid anyway? [... and sets the gun dow long enough to put the barrel against its chin. Tinkerbell then tries to set the gun off with her right hind leg. That doesn't work, so she stands the gun up on its butt and tries again] I flashed all these hicks with my boobs; you should've seen the look on their faces! Stupid redneck idiots! [the gun goes off and Tinkerbell falls over, her brain and blood splattering on the seat's back and rear window] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Driver:Oh dear...
Paris:Another dog killed itself!
2006-12-18 07:41:18
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answered by Diener 1
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Ha! LMAO! Someone accidentally thought it was a rat and nuked it with poison.
2006-12-18 07:38:32
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answered by pollypureheart 4
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I think it crawled up her herpes covered poontang and died of AIDS. Hopefully Paris will do the same soon!
2006-12-18 09:48:15
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answered by Anonymous
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i heard that one time her dog got lost.
2006-12-18 07:49:03
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answered by Da badest chic yu'll eva meet! 2
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