Elmo met this fine 275lbs chocolate BBW honey at the club last night but she wasnt trying to give Elmo any play. Even after i bought her and her friend some drinks. What can i do to get in those plus size jeans?
2006-12-18 06:55:50 · 8 answers · asked by The Elmo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Screw her!!! You bought her drinks with the intention of getting play and now you don't have any money for smokes or Smirnoff. There's plenty of whales in the sea. ( yeah I meant whale)
2006-12-18 07:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to tickle her, see if she goes into a seizue like you do...then have your way with her.
2006-12-18 14:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, I guess she just aint feeling ya.
2006-12-18 14:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by i_am_frog 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good luck
2006-12-18 15:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
as your attorney, i advise you to buy her a big mac
2006-12-18 14:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
take her to a Chinese buffet
2006-12-18 14:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sue F 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She is actually a HE.. so be careful! :)
2006-12-19 06:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whatever you end up doing, please do it PRIVATELY. We don't need to know.
2006-12-18 14:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋