i had two pheasant last year for xmas dinner which i had to pluck and clean on christmas eve.not very nice present.
2006-12-18 06:38:09 · 23 answers · asked by Joe Royal 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
a losing lottery ticket.
2006-12-18 06:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by Myra G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An electric sandwich iron costing about a fiver some years back. But better than pheasants. This year I would return the favour with a single bird... the kind at the end of one's hand!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
May this Christmas be much more wickedly happy and posh with presents!
2006-12-18 14:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 14 I was really bad right before christmas, (I beat up the neighbor, and spray painted all over thier house) So instead of getting presents, my parents took pictures of everything I would have gotten if I wasn't such an A-hole. It was the worst christmas ever, but i deserved it
2006-12-18 06:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My spouse's parents -- they aren't in-laws, they are outlaws. They gave me for Christmas, a moldy sheet set (yes you can see and smell the mold) and linens that smelled like they were sitting in an outhouse for years, and books with the smell of feces. These outlaws are not living in poverty, they are living comfortably. They pay their children hand$omely during the year. But I suspect they still have issues about their child marrying me, and we've been married for decades! But then they were never happy about their children's spouses, and let us spouses know in no uncertain terms. They are probably frustrated because my spouse and I are still married. I was not brought up to reciprocate by sending garbage as gifts but I have since distanced myself from these cretins.
2016-05-23 04:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about christmas, but my great grandma sends me checks to this day for my birthday, with a $5 check that says happy 12 birthday, and I"m now 21 and shes been sending them since i was 11!!! But its the thought that counts!
One year for my moms birthday my Dad bought her a bathroom scale, she was so mad she took his credit card and went out and bought her self a $15,000 diamond ring the next day!
2006-12-18 06:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by *STAR* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A box of 12 sweets, with 4 missing, a torch that that did`nt work and a rusty key ring
2006-12-18 06:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing from the Lady I have been going with for over 3 years. not any gift at all or a card for either my birthday or Christmas. even though I have sent her cards and gifts. really hurts the morale.
2006-12-18 06:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I recieved my divorce papers on Christmas Eve.
2006-12-18 06:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a pair of sissors from a lady who lived next door to me, I have no idea why I recieved a pair of sissors, I already had a pair, the women was 35, my sisters godmother and had known me my whole life, she also had 3 children of her own, all within 6 years of my age.
why why why women, why???
2006-12-18 06:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was eight years old my auntie " who has Downs " gave me a map of Wales , I live in London and at eight years old couldn't have made it to Wales if even if i had wanted to go , PS my four year old sister got a tub of spot cream , We both said thanks as Christmas with our aunt was all ways like a lucky dip , you never knew what you was going to get .
2006-12-20 12:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cliff E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A biography of Bess Truman, I swear to God...
I win.
2006-12-18 06:51:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋