if Santa didnt receive my letter should I snap the postalworkers neck and karate chop his throat?

Answer 1

This is anti-social behavior and not in keeping with the spirit of the Christmas season. The most you are entitled to is a refund of the price of the stamp.

Answer 2

unsure since the letter has to go through many post offices and outlets... it may not be the fault of the very offcials and employees whom you gave the letter to. the post office in general is so poorly runned you may not know or get the real reason why santa isn't getting the letters. also remember there are many "official" addresses for santa but aren't ... there's only one address and that is of the north pole but i'm unsure what it is. look on the net and see what you come up with mr. segal. (if you've not already)

i can understand your feelings.. it is very complex and santa is easily obtainable but with all this functionality going on and off... it's a game of chance... especially since santa is a franchise and so many don't believe in him and then there's so many others who have their own offices of santa.. it's hard to get the letters to the real guy.. it's not your fault.. it's not the post offices fault nor santas... it's just one of those things.

just meditate... and burn that incense... and relax by doing some practise karate on some wooden chingchong evil dude... that'll take off the tension..

and maybe send a letter to all the santas out there you can aquire addresses from and maybe the real one will get it.... remember the real santa is at the north pole and weed is legal there.

:D

HAI YA!

i love your movies man... like when ya going come out with another... i like to see one where you're kidnapped by elvis aliens and you kick their asses and save the real elvis who was held hostage and they took his dna to make a super evil elvis army to take over earth as impersonators.. their headquarters is at las vegas...

please help us all mr. segal... be our santa and save the world from the elvi!

ACK!

merry xmas sir.

can i have a life size action figure segal doll? where he's grimmacing and at a karate stance.. but he has to have the mala beads and stuff and packing much heat with cool jackets and wardrobe.

Answer 3

What would Chuck Norris do?

Chuck Norris is Santa, he knows all. Don’t send something to the North Pole find Chuck’s address and send it to him.

God wanted 8 days to create the universe Chuck said “Get it done in 7” and it was done.

Also karate-chopping the mail-mail can be fun, but illegal as well. Unless you are Chuck Norris.

Answer 4

Hells yeah. he's been marked for lack of lifestyles. no individual is above the regulation. except you. you're out for justice, out for a kill, not undemanding to kill, and customarily, an asskicker. time-honored as Nicco Tuscani John Hatcher Mason hurricane and many different names, all of them translate into an entire international of damage. lol steven segal

Answer 5

Do it even if Santa did receive your letter.

Answer 6

Sure then when you done go have tea with the smurf, but be careful no to trip over you straight jacket.

Answer 7

No give him a European uppercut, followed by a Fisherman's Carry....that'll teach 'em a lesson

Answer 8

If you asked Santa for acting lessons, then by all means.

Answer 9

No, find out what really happened first. You should check with the North Pole first. Those damn elf's can be up to no good!

Answer 10

Watch out there, Steven. Just because you can do that in the movies doesn't mean you'll get away with kicking a postal worker's ***.