take its antlers off first silly lol
2006-12-18 06:07:09
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answered by thunderchild67 4
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Hrrrrrrrm venison cutlets...yum!
Ok old chap, to save money one doesnt raid harrods but drives through hide park at night... often santa lets his heard rest there while he raids hamleys...
1st... get a mate to chase a deer onto road in front of a choosen london cab you are driving behind at time (remember to leave safe stopping distance).
2. stop and get out, remember to inform cabby as he cry's over ruined front end that a game animal killed by a car cannot be picked up by the driver that hit it (counts as poaching)... pick up dead deer en place in back of car (be sure its dead as the blighters have a real sharp kick to em.)... tell onlookers you are taking it to a vet if asked...
3. return home and gut en skin beasty then hang for two days in garage or shed... cut down, was en carve up into legs, cutlets and steak... save head (unskinned) and place an old red nose day plastic nose on deceased beasty's snout...mount on wall above dining table for a wonderful xmas day display.
4. prepare lots of rich foods to accompany venison and a wild berry gravey...... enjoy!
2006-12-18 06:16:24
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answered by Zarathustra 3
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wont hes nose go red when you cook him???
get a reindeered shape cooker :oP
2006-12-18 06:09:17
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answered by Fader's Girl 6
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santa claus wouldn't be very happy with you if you eat one of his reindeer but if you insist roast it over an open fire
2006-12-18 07:03:41
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answered by ken s 6
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Ask Santa he's sure to know a way lol
2006-12-18 10:16:03
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answered by sammyantha 4
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Poke a stick up Rudolph's a-ss and cook over an open fire!!
2006-12-18 06:08:17
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answered by mustanglady 6
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Thats tricky ! why not forget about Rudolph and go for Bambi instead ??
2006-12-18 06:57:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Try looking in your boyfriends shorts, there's something in there with a red tip.
2006-12-18 06:11:10
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answered by Third Uncle 5
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Head first.
2006-12-18 06:07:19
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answered by Anonymous
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get one of those furnace things that pottery types have, a kiln thats it!
2006-12-18 06:11:14
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answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4
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