Statistics indicate a greater probability that you will experience extra terrestrial contact than the chances that you will win the state lottery.
According to a 1991 Roper Organization survey, some 2 percent of the U.S. population -- about 5.4 million people -- has had experiences that suggest UFO abduction.
But how do we prepare for such events?
At Tomorrowland in Disneyworld, the world´s greatest scientists together with Disney´s finest cartoonists have brought to life a scenario which can help us acclimatise to the inevitable alien encounters.
Also wear pullovers. When we are taken to the other planets where there is no atmosphere we can survive by breathing the trapped air in pullovers.
Any other ideas that could save lives?
2006-12-18 04:19:26 · 10 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
"UFOs tell us absolutely nothing about intelligence elsewhere in the universe, but they do prove how rare it is on Earth."
Arthur C Clarke.
"Extraordinary claims call for extraordinary EVIDENCE"
Carl Sagan.
Clear enough yet?
2006-12-18 04:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by Исаак Озимов 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We have been here for eons. Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a species. Your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you and neither does your penchant to breed beyond your planet's ability to sustain you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.
2006-12-18 11:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is probably a much better chance of winning a lottery than even hearing a message from an alien culture from outer space.
But listening for a possible message is much more worthwhile than buying a lottery ticket!
2006-12-19 03:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny that now that every single person in the world has a video camera, the UFO stories have disappeared.
2006-12-18 04:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aliens seem to be attracted to small boats and pickumup trucks that smell of alcohol, tobacco and bait. Do what I do, keep an Airwick on a string around your neck, and they will get the other guy.
2006-12-19 02:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Move away from the US, because it seems that most reports of UFO abduction happen in the US.
2006-12-18 04:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee hee... bring plenty of snacks, because their food probably won't be compatible with our stomachs. Also, carry a camera so you can get a picture of them.
2006-12-18 04:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by redrancherogirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What??!! Have you thought about getting a new hobby?
2006-12-18 04:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Get a cork in your butt, so they will not anal probe you.
2006-12-18 04:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by Michael R 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no
2006-12-18 04:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋