What would you do if?

Question

IF SOMEONE WALKED UP TO YOU AND KINDLY ASKED "GOOD DAY SIR, ARE YOU A F.A.G.G.O.T.?"

Answer 1

i would say YES you wanna kiss. even if i wasn't lol....i hate stupid people and if that happened to you i am sorry. happy holidays to you and your family. =)

Answer 2

Honestly, I figure I would say - 'Would it really matter to you if I were?' Chances are, he is merely looking for attention, not sex. I would then clearly explain to him that his tactics in questioning were totally out of whack, and that if he honestly wanted to know, is then 'bend over - I'll just show you how much of a f.a.g.g.o.t. I am. Chances by then he would have ran.

I would then clean-clap my hands together and walk away with a well-deserved self-pat on the back.

Answer 3

I would reply "Why do you want to know? Are you looking for a date or something?" If he said "yes" I'd say "sorry, champ - you're not my type" [Which is true, since I have a strict rule about only dating women]

Answer 4

I am female and would never be mistaken for such a thing, but I would simply say it wasn't true and go about my business. First thing you need to learn to do is not to care what people think about you. Those people are not paying your bills and they don't come home with you at night. I really wouldn't worry about it much. If you are gay, simply respond by telling them that you aren't a cigarette. Thank you and GOD bless you.

Answer 5

I would kick him in the rear and give that person a good smack across the face.

That I would do.

Answer 6

lol I'd go to the cop down the street and say "That person right there is sexually harrassing me"

Answer 7

I would use my martial art skills and rip his/her heart right out and then feed it to the dogs.

Answer 8

i'd ask if you where asking me on a date

Answer 9

I'd probably kick their ***? I may be gay but I'm no weakling! :)

Answer 10

I'll give a kick