Groucho! His one liners were the best because they included some great double-entendres. Like the scene in "Horse Feathers". Groucho was sitting in a row boat on a lake with Thelma Todd and a duck swam by and quacked. Upon hearing the sound Groucho looked at Thelma and asked "Was that you?". I don't know how he managed to get away with that kind of humor but he did and for that I'm very greatful. I always find his one liners hysterical! Great question. Thumbs up!
2006-12-18 04:32:17
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answered by Royce R. 3
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Also WC Fields and Jimmy Durante, but Groucho was probably the best.
In radio, check out Spike Milligan in The Goons.
2006-12-18 19:10:08
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answered by Jim T 6
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Groucho everytime. I find Woody too dour to be funny. Groucho managed to be both funny and insulting in the same breath.
2006-12-18 05:11:27
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answered by b9721005 2
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Groucho.. to a man with 7 children because he loved his wife very much.... "I love my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while".
Rodney Dangerfield... "I told my dentist I had yellow teeth. He said, "WEAR A BROWN NECKTIE".
2006-12-18 04:06:53
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answered by Anonymous
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You're going to think this is crazy, but Abraham Lincoln is actually my favorite one liner king. The guy was really witty!
2006-12-18 05:13:06
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answered by DGS 6
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"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." -Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanors )
2006-12-18 04:07:59
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answered by James S 3
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Henny Youngman - King of the one liners
Rodney Dangerfield
2006-12-18 03:52:57
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answered by sugar_pink_candy 5
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Henny
2006-12-18 03:51:37
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