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I like doing really cruel things to my co-workers with a fork

2006-12-18 01:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Y!360

2006-12-18 09:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Moving all your co-workers lunches around and then stand back and watch the fun. Answer the phones wrong like say you are the competitive company just to see if the person will hang up, if not tell them off for being unloyal to your company fun fun Enjoy your day.

2006-12-18 09:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0 1

I was just thinking the same thing...what did all these people do before YA to pass the time of day! I reckon solitare has taken a big dive in the time wasting stakes since the arrival of YA

2006-12-18 09:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0 2

Perform OFFICE DARES of course:

ONE-POINT DARES

* Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

* To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
grimace.

* Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I
really prefer it this way".

* Walk sideways to the photocopier.

* While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.

* When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

* Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

* Don't use any punctuation.

* Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sign

* Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.


THREE-POINT DARES

* Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.

* Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

* Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

* Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

* Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his
or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

* Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's
happened again!". Then do it again.

* Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink
and pout.

* Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
pornography web sites.


FIVE-POINT DARES

* At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

* Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

* For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

* Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number
two".

* When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

* After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in:
"The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

* In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

* At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,
I'll never go hungry again!"

* Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

* Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each
biscuit with your fist.

* During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

* As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

* Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see
you tonight".

2006-12-18 09:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The people, but overall where I work, they are overly too strict and make it a living hell for each of us. I am actually thinking about quitting.

2006-12-18 09:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Having sex with a crying girl in the rain while hiding from a pack of attack dogs. In retrospect, it probably wasn't THAT funny, but I was laughing at the time.

2006-12-18 09:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0 1

www.coffeebreakarcade.com - Who Wants To Be a Millionaire or Text Twist!!

2006-12-18 09:18:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

How about actually working. It's because people like you employers seek to outsource.

2006-12-18 09:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by -------- 3 · 0 2

Chatting with my friends @ MSN

2006-12-18 09:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Kicky 6 · 0 1

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