2006-12-18 01:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I live on a dirt road and I'm too old. : )
2006-12-18 01:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by noonee333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA this could make me ******* satisfied too Jack wakes up with a super hangover after attending his company's Christmas social gathering. Jack isn't frequently a drinker, however the drinks did no longer style like alcohol in any respect. He did no longer even undergo in ideas how he have been given homestead from the social gathering. As undesirable as he became feeling, he puzzled if he did some thing incorrect. Jack had to tension himself to open his eyes and the 1st element he sees is a pair of aspirins next to a glass of water on the element table. And, next to them, a single crimson rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all sparkling and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that this is in appropriate order, spotlessly sparkling. So is something of the homestead. he's taking the aspirins, cringes whilst he sees a super black eye staring back at him interior the bathing room replicate. Then he notices a be conscious putting on the nook of the replicate written in crimson with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his spouse in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the range, I left early to get groceries to make you your renowned dinner this nighttime. i admire you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and specific sufficient, there is warm breakfast, steaming warm coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is likewise on the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What befell final nighttime?" "properly, you got here homestead after 3 A.M., decrease than the impression of alcohol and out of your ideas. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, after which you puked interior the hallway, and have been on condition that black eye once you bumped into the door. perplexed, he requested his son, "So, why is each thing in such appropriate order and so sparkling? I somewhat have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT! mom dragged you to the mattress room, and whilst she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "flow away me on my own, i'm married!!" broken coffee table $239.ninety 9 warm Breakfast $4.20 2 Aspirins $.38 saying the main surprising element, on the main surprising time. . . invaluable!!!
2016-12-11 11:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowabunga, Dude.
2006-12-18 01:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I did walk down the street and kick all of them one day.
2006-12-18 01:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. i went rollerblading down my own block when i was like 10 and this fatass ran me over then yelled at me as i was rolling on the cement. what a jerkoff
2006-12-18 01:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, just knocked over people haha
2006-12-18 01:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends and i used to race our bikes.........and one day as we zipped around a corner some guy popped out of nowhere........and i ran him over........lol he tire treads up his chest and everything.........it was great
2006-12-18 01:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋