My boss and I went on break. I have only been working with him for 3 weeks. We went outside so he could smoke(I work midnights) and he farted, twice! I was floored and he was embarrassed! Gross! Hope that helps. Cheer up. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-17 23:26:10
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answered by looloo1122 5
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Come on now get a grip look around life is alaugh.Get into the spirit of Xmas. Look out the window you are bound to see some one slip on this ice. just think it might have been you.have a wee snicker to yourself phone a friend never let the worlds worries be yours.Look at the poor and homeless, if you are bored go out and do some person some good.
2006-12-17 23:30:19
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answered by bighammy1 2
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Hello Jo.
As I am a wee hedgehog I am lying down in my box full of straw waiting for Santa Claus. My owner put me in here a few weeks ago, however I can not sleep, I am to excited.
Thank goodness for the internet as I am a smart a*se hedgehog I have bought my owner socks again. He is buying me a television for my box of course, and socks as my wee feet get sore pressing these keys on the keyboard. Think I will hint about speech software and some headphones.
Oh well it's time for my bed. Night Night Jo
Hedgy xxxxxxxx
2006-12-17 23:33:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah i understand what you propose. in the beginning stay far flung from the medications and alcohol reason thats merely going to f*ck you up much greater. attempt to locate somebody close you are able to confer with. once you're bored from you're present day buddies attempt to fulfill new human beings. with reference to no longer having a job, you ought to evaluate taking a direction on something or bypass back to college just to have something to fall back on. this is annoying obtainable interior the actual worldwide. notably in case you do not have an guidance. Ohhh and approximately no longer having touch with a woman, dude you're in easy terms 18 i'm helpful you will locate somebody at last. do no longer enable those puzzling situations get to you. everybody is going through sh*t quicker or later. this is stated as residing existence. you're nonetheless youthful and have you ever're entire existence merely before you. suitable of success to you.
2016-12-15 03:26:57
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answered by ? 4
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Last night watching a programme called 'Driving Lessons', there was a scene where the boy was in a bathtub and went under the water, and my mum chirped up out of nowhere, 'I think they should have called it 'Diving lessons'. Sad, yes, but its so unusual for my mum to say anything amusing and as I was the only one that heard her I cracked up laughing so she would feel better.
2006-12-18 00:09:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Many things, I have family and friends comprised mainly of clowns. But when I was having surgery last year, my daughter came to the staging area. The nurse gave her a gown to put on. She was fiddling with her purse and I told her again, "This is a sterile area, you need to get the gown on." She said "OK" and came over to me and started to put it on ME!!!
I still tease her about that. I tell her to go to the hospital and dress the patients for surgery.
Oh, I'm a clown too!!
Peace.
2006-12-17 23:28:57
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answered by -Tequila17 6
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I just watched an episode of Frasier from series 5 where Roz gets pregnant, and there's a fancy dress ball.
Absolutely hilarious.
2006-12-17 23:26:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Read through the comments on the Donald Trump answer... it got a bit heated... (go to Discover, and click to organize by number of answers)
2006-12-17 23:27:27
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answered by boots&hank 5
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I let my dwarf hamster out of his cage and into his little ball and he knocked the lid off and ran behind the telly-it took 45 mins for me and my boyfriend to catch him-and we had to trap him under a colander.
2006-12-18 10:26:08
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answered by Anonymous
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I just went to the coffee shop, and this really huge (very tall and wide) guy held the door for me...very nice, but I heard his companion (an elderly woman) introduce him as her "little grandson"...he's 13!
2006-12-17 23:24:38
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answered by just browsin 6
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