What do you do if a mad scientist kidnaps you?

Answer 1

run away

Answer 2

Ask if he needs an apprentice. Then everytime a hero shows up and the boss starts to prattle on i would shoot the hero. This way the mad scientist would be invincible.

Answer 3

first thing i do whenever a mad scientist kidnaps me, is try to steal thier mad scientist secrets .But havn't been able to yet !!!!

Answer 4

huff all the ether he has. Steal all of his HCL gas. Steal pretty much everything he has there.

Although, if he's gonna do some crazy experiment on me where he can make my penis do weird things like tie itself in a knot, then by all means do it so long as it works afterwards.

But if it's something like making me have burning piss everytime I go...then I still say go ahead, I like the feeling of burningness.

If....he's trying to do something like install some weird non functioning lame-o animal arm on my back or something, then nay.....unless it'll give me something cool to show at a party.

I guess what I'm saying, is do your worst you quack!

Answer 5

Tell him a joke so he'll laugh so hard you can run out the door.
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Answer 6

Use the law of physics and punch this
mad scientist where it hurts the most. ;-)
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Answer 7

I would beg him to not to turn me into a lab rat for his experiments.

If he still does, I would suggest him to try curing some critical diseases, like cancer or AIDS.

Answer 8

i'l start laughing @ them coz they're really insane 4 kidnapping me!!

Answer 9

Ask him if he's working on any new and wonderful drugs & if he is, offer to be his test subject.

Answer 10

Forty Eight.

Answer 11

come on now, is it what do you do or
what would you do.

I go I love to learn new things.