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On the back of a car window it read "Back off, nothing scares me, I have teenagers"

2006-12-17 21:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i've got considered various humorous ones... it relatively is it, i don't have yet another automobile warning! I brake for hallucinations conceal me, i'm changing lanes My son isn't an honor student. He performs poker. Honk if something falls off. expensive Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the dogs. Dorothy.. the place there's a will, i desire to be in it.

2016-10-15 04:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

This may seem like a stupid one but it caught my eye at a Auto Zone. i was looking around Auto Zoze and i had come across Bumper Stickers. And i was looking at them and i seen one that said i love daddys moey. i thought it would be funny for some teen that drives around in a sports car with that sticker on the back.

2006-12-17 21:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by -$-Full-Tilt-Poker-Player-$- 1 · 0 0

um... do you know the signs on the bathroom- for women and mens? well this guy had a shirt with the men's symbol on it but the head was missing. and there were words on the shirt that said "need head." and there's another- a mans shirt as well- there is an arrow pointing up toward the face (of the person wearing it) and words that say "the man" and then there is an arrow pointing down toward the crouch that says "the legend"

2006-12-17 21:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by senioritis 2 · 1 1

I once saw a rather elegant lady with a black tee-shirt that had on it the legend:
"My Next Husband Will Be Normal"
I think I must have laughed for two weeks after that.

2006-12-17 21:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I saw a bumper sticker that said in big letters " I love wiener" and then had a little picture of a dog that you could barely see.

So it meant "I love wiener dogs." I thought it was funny.

2006-12-17 21:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0 0

I saw this on the back of a lorry: "My only rival is Turkish Airlines"

And I saw this on a t-shirt:"Porn King". That was drawn as a Burger King logo.

2006-12-17 23:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by HOTTürk 4 · 0 0

My friends got my a Tshirt for my last birthday saying "I'm blonde, what's your excuse?"
Honestly, it's the funniest I've ever seen!

2006-12-17 21:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kicky 6 · 0 0

"free sex lessons" on a guys shirt.

i also found a shirt in an op-shop once that had in absolutely tiny print "nosy little f*cker, aren't you?".

"i can't even drive straight!" on a bumper sticker (clearly, you'd have to be gay to use this)

2006-12-17 21:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by sienna of hearts 4 · 2 0

A bumper sticker that read, "Insured by Smith & Wesson"

2006-12-17 21:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by 21st Century Scrooge 3 · 1 0

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