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First my sis gets pregnant, now she wants to get married. Then I tell her I aint gonna marry her skanky @ss. So she gets all mad, and calls her lawyer friend saying she want child support from me. I dont wanna pay up! What should I do?

2006-12-17 17:20:44 · 17 answers · asked by nbjhjhbg, n 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

is this a poll or survay???

i think not, good day

2006-12-17 17:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 1 2

First, grow a character worth more than lint.
Second, list your question in the correct category (this is Entertainment & Music Polls and Surveys)
Third, don't have sex with siblings and you won't have to worry about their pregnancy.
Fourth, go to college, learn to read and write properly so you can make enough money to where if you need to pay child support you don't have to worry about where the money is coming from.
Fifth, pat yourself on the back for your success -- since I know in advance you won't take any of this advice based on the three seconds of "you" I know from your question -- so you have once again done something in your life you can claim is completely incompetent and low class. Congrats.

2006-12-17 17:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Cat 'n Boots 3 · 1 0

Go through with the pregnancy then sell the little inbred to a circus sideshow. Problem solved.

2006-12-17 17:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0 1

If your sister is so skanky then why did you sleep with her in the first place? Sleeping with your sister makes you a skank too.

2006-12-17 17:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Manx 5 · 0 1

Go on Jerry Springer

2006-12-17 17:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 4 0

Why don't you try the Ricky Lake show or Dr Phil!

2006-12-17 17:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

Have your dad marry her, nobody will know the difference.

2006-12-17 17:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by letsgetagripalready 2 · 1 1

chuck norris

2006-12-17 17:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

once again , get a job

2006-12-17 17:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by sindi 5 · 1 0

wait hold on, your sis?

2006-12-17 17:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by edgar 2 · 2 0

2006-12-17 17:23:42 · answer #11 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2 0

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