whats the best joke you or any1 else told u or u told?(best funny joke gets 10 points)...?

Question

remember funniest joke gets 10 points

Answer 1

One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.

Number 1:

(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')

♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫

Number 2:

Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.

That's all I got.

Answer 2

I Heard the joke before ' but it should be the other way around the butcher on the top floor (he drops the knife) the pee man then the paint and the pickle guy. It makes more sense for the penis to go then for it to fly up into the air. Still i like the joke.

Answer 3

This one is not the best joke I've heard but it's the one I remember now!

Rose and Kitty are talking at the local coffee shop. Kitty: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date. I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Rose: "Well . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner, a marvellous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me.... two times!"
Kitty: "Goodness gracious! . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Rose: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."