If you're on a deserted island and the only thing left to eat is..?

Question

.. either a porcupine, monkey or a recently dead human.. Which will you choose?

Answer 1

I'd starve to death!

Answer 2

The dead human. A human is the most nutritious thing for another human to eat because they have the proper amount of minerals and other nutrients.
Then I'd try to eat the monkey and attempt to figure out how to quills from the porcupine to make fishhooks.

Answer 3

Porcupine, hands down. A monkey would be too difficult to catch and its too gross to even consider the dead human.

Answer 4

Monkey. Without a doubt. I don't know what it would take for me to actually consume human flesh. It's not really a huge deal in the grand scheme of things. Natural will take it's course and when food is scarce, animals will adapt to eat whatever they can. I just hope I'm never in a situation where I'd have to weigh out whether or not I want to eat a human!

Answer 5

Porcupine.

Answer 6

recently dead human all the way....
I've had porcupine before... not tasty
the monkey could have aids.

Answer 7

I'd rather eat a porcupine. But before I try that, I'd attempt to catch some fish.

Answer 8

I WOULD SET THE RECENTLY DEAD HUMAN ON FIRE TO COOK THE MONKEY AND USE A PORCUPINE QUILL FOR A TOOTHPICK. KILL 3 MAMMALS WITH ONE STONE! :)

Answer 9

I'd rather starve.
No, wait, that's not a choice.
Kay, I'd eat the human.
Wait, is it a man or a woman?

Forget it, bring out the salt cause there's gonna be monkey tonight.

Answer 10

the monkey, then use a porcupine quill as a toothpick :)

Answer 11

Monkey...they were served monkey brains in Indiana Jones Temple of doom......so maybe they're not that bad......I would probably have to starve death!