Is he being reasonable, as this is going to cost me a small fortune?
2006-12-17 11:56:05 · 14 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
It's soil destroying. Nip it in the bud. He's out of his tree. You've twigged it will cost the earth. What a bugbear and a palarva. There's always a stampede for millipede slippers. Get a loan on the web from the money spider. He must have what the other pupas are wearing. Don't leave him barefooting it in limbo. Foot the bill.
2006-12-18 01:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This bloke was getting on a bit and living alone after his wife died,
and was very sad and lonely. So he went to the pet shop and asked the assistant for a pet that would keep him company in his
twilight years whilst not needing too much care and attention.
The shop assistant said, "I have the very thing, it's quite special
you know," and produced a cardboard box. Inside was a millipede.
"What's so special about that?" asked the man.
"It's a talking millipede," the assistant replied.
The man was mightily impressed and bought the terrestrial crustacean.
Later that evening the guy thought, "let's see what this is
all about then," and opened the box.
"Shall we go to the pub then?" he asked the millipede, but got no
reply.
He asked the question again but still his new pet said nothing.
He wondered whether to take it back to the pet shop, but decided to givce it one more try.
Looking into the box he asked again, "Oi! Are we
going to the pub or what?"
"Alright, alright," the millipede snapped back, "I'm just putting my
shoes on,
2006-12-18 05:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Millipede feet are so small though, it would take hardly any fabric to make them. However, if you have no sewing/knitting skills, you will have to pay someone to make them, which might cost a small fortune if they charge per garment
2006-12-17 12:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by Evieve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are his antennae bent!?
You could save money with 'Slipper socks',
Fashion Bug has a large selection.
Or Fashion some from the small Yellow Lady's Slipper plant
(that would be some fete!) However he may eat them!
Tell you what,bring him round to mine for dinner on chritmas eve, I'll intrduce him to Vivien My pet African Civet!
2006-12-17 15:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bloody millipede's!! They are so damn demanding! Get it a selection pack and if it ain't happy tough sh*t! Merry Xmas!
2006-12-17 12:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to god he has a severe but not fatal accident soon. Otherwise start saving! Good luk 2 legged dude! at least its cheap for us! be thankful babe!!!!!
2006-12-17 12:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! You should learn how to knit. That might make things a little less costly.
2006-12-17 12:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he were my millipede i would stand on him to teach him a lesson
2006-12-17 11:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by thuddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might get a discount for buying bulk!
Why not get a nice hat and scarf instead?
2006-12-17 11:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by RM 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better start knitting for next year.
2006-12-17 18:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋