Ever read a dating ad and wonder what people are really trying to say about themselves?
Here goes:
40-ish = 49
Adventurer = Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic = Flat-chested
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Educated = College dropout
Emotionally secure = Medicated
Free spirit = Substance user
Friendship First = Trying to live down a reputation as a s|ut
Fun = Annoying & Talks A Lot
Gentle = Comatose
Good listener = Borderline autistic
Old-fashioned = Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud
Passionate = Loud
Romantic = Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous = Grossly Fat
Weight proportional to height = Holy crap! Watch Out!!
Wants soulmate = One step away from stalking
Widow = Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart = Toothless crone
Feel free to add some more if you like.
2006-12-17 10:03:41 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's why you gotta read the fine print. And you know when there is no profile photo it means,"Hell no, I'm not scaring you away this soon!"
2006-12-17 10:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-17 10:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Rox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...that's good! :)
2006-12-17 10:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by salstick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋