hey uh, I just finished screwing this fat ugly guy I picked up at this white trash bar. Any ideas on what I should do to get rid of him? Uh, before he falls asleep on my waterbed?
Seriously he looks like he's about to pass out, and I am sure when he wakes up he's gonna be hungry.
Oh god what was I thinking.
How do I get rid of him? Should I just call a dump truck and try to roll him out the door as he sleeps? Maybe put a pizza or some mcdonalds burgers in a line leading out the door and into the sewer.
man he's nasty. I'm surprised the waterbed hasn't popped fromt he weight yet.
wait I think I see a leak DAMMIT its leaking
seriously someone help me get rid of this ham beast
2006-12-17 09:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by Little Black Riding Hood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You made your bed! Now he gets to lay in it!
2006-12-17 09:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Girl...just tell em' he gotta go..lol...no need to beat around the bush...just tell he needs to leave. Then when he does, take yourself a really good bath..i mean...a good hour long bath and forget it ever happened.You said you smoke a lil weed right? Then do that..it'll make you feel better....(smile) I hope I didn't put your bussiness out there..lol. Of course...you won't be able to forget but I bet you won't do it no more...lol.
2006-12-20 21:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's an idea and its just a thought, stop whore'n around! Have some self respect. Then if that doesn't work, call the dump truck!
2006-12-17 17:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by have some self respect 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pass me the bong and i'll come up with something!! you should fill your bed with bong water and empty out the fridge. then he'll get the munchies and have to make a run for taco bell, and hopefully he'll lose the last 24 hours of his short term memory and not even remember being there!!
take a HIT for the home team!!
;-)
2006-12-17 17:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think u should tell the guy the truth and ask him to leave politely. or u could lie and say you're going to call him and never do just to get rid of him. but dont let him fall back to sleep!
2006-12-17 17:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretend you have to leave . Walk or drive around the block if you have to
you could go get a patch kit
2006-12-17 17:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
instead of pizza or burgers leading out the door make it donuts.
and if he ever sees you outside of your house just run. he wont be able to keep up
2006-12-17 17:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by HeNRY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wonder what he's gonna think of you when he wakes up. I'm sure you're a real catch!
2006-12-17 17:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's just sad and degrading to you and to him.
Do they still sell water beds?
2006-12-17 17:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
# 1,stop drinking...
# 2,call him a cab
# 3,say good bye.
2006-12-17 17:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
wake up and stop dreaming
2006-12-17 17:17:37 · answer #11 · answered by KylieM 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋