Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was forced to resign because he had an Iraq-tile disfunction. Is their any medicine that can help these old farts' silly putty?
2006-12-17 08:13:27 · 8 answers · asked by lobster37 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was forced to resign because he had an Iraq-tile disfunction. This problem seems to be going around Washington! Is there such a thing as Middle East Viagra? Is their any medicine that can help these old farts' silly putty?
2006-12-17 08:16:38 · update #1
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was forced to resign because he had an Iraq-tile disfunction. This problem seems to be going around Washington! Is there such a thing as Middle East Viagra? Is there any medicine that can help these old farts' silly putty?
2006-12-17 08:18:35 · update #2
yes there is are a few possible ones
Polaris
Minuteman
being the most popular availible in 10 , 20 50, and 100 megaton doses Multiple warheads to fix what ails you.
"piece of mind in one appliciation or your money back"
2006-12-17 08:19:21 · answer #1 · answered by lethander_99 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Alcohol and cocaine. Bush spends all his time trying to remain sober and talking to God and it is distracting him from thinking about more important things. If he would just forget about God, take a shot, and have a blow, he might be able get his life back on the right track, and it would probably be good for the country as well.
2006-12-17 16:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Though they're not medicines, I would recommend the 10 plagues of Egypt (from the Bible, Exodus, the 2nd book of it), but I STILL don't think, in this instance, that would "wake up our present Pharaoh" in this matter--Rumsfeld is of the past...let him "go".
2006-12-17 16:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Viagra would only make it worse. He already deludes himself into thinking he's a real stud
2006-12-17 16:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by spicoli 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Piles or Tiles?
2006-12-17 16:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a kick-@ss enema and an impeachment regimen would work wonders for what ails him!
2006-12-17 17:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i can only think of 2 cyanide and pot
2006-12-17 16:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jaden B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poverty sounds good to me.
2006-12-17 16:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Carl-N-Vicky S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋