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It must be the crumbs in my beard.

2006-12-17 07:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I miss Karen Carpenter.♫

2006-12-17 15:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

I think they just like ruining my chances with the guys. Damn them all! Just because I don't flash my body parts like a trollope, they know they have an easy ride!

2006-12-17 15:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It all depends what sort of birds you are talking about.

If its the girls then its your after shave.

If its the birds that fly then it will be your bad breath.

Its as simple as that

2006-12-17 15:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by **tomtom 5 · 0 0

Cus im a bag of bird feed!!

2006-12-17 15:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You only see them when you are near them, einstein. How would you know if they "suddenly appeared" elsewhere if you weren't there?

2006-12-17 15:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because I feed them every day,and have birdbaths for them to wash in, and I allow them to nest in the purpose built bird-houses in my garden. When they see me coming, they all rush to meet me, just in case I have something else for them. Its` magic.

2006-12-17 15:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0 0

Strange isn`t it, as soon as I get the BBQ out the seagulls line the roof.

2006-12-17 16:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by Spanner 6 · 0 0

this is cause they think you are goin to give them something like food , if e bird does come to you throw something like a piece of your food or anything else and they'll start rushing to it

2006-12-17 16:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Leo 3 · 1 0

Because i keep forgetting to take the packet of crumpets out of my coat pocket.

2006-12-17 15:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Dava 4 · 0 0

Cause they remember my lack of generosity w/ french fries, and are getting ready to poo on my head.

2006-12-17 15:30:36 · answer #11 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0 0

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