Is Osama in The States disguised as Santa? Should I put Granma in front of the fireplace?

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.........with her knitting needles, just in case?

2006-12-17 05:34:27 · 4 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics

Be careful...you might offend a liberal with your mentioning Santa!

2006-12-17 05:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by El Bubba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Osama went into the gardening business in Afghanistan as a soil additive.

2006-12-17 13:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No, Osama is at the White House drinking Egg Nog with Bush and Cheney.

2006-12-17 13:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by Enterrador 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋

No, he is in South America. Bush bought a 10,000 acre ranch for him to hide out at.

2006-12-17 13:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mario Savio 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋