Please list, in order, the answers to 5 questions regarding sign-off symbols?

Question

I do not understand the symbols all of you are using ! Could you please help me with this?

1. :-) means what? Be sure to stay in order, so I am not confused!

2. :) means what?

3. :D means what?

4. :(? means what?

5. Are there any others you can show me? Just the common ones people are signing off with, please.

Thank you, all !

Answer 1

Smiley User is...
:-) :^) happy
:-)) very happy
:-)))))))) Ecstatic!
:,-) :'-) so happy that they're crying
:~-) so happy that they're crying
8-> just happy
}:-} has a big grin
%-} amused
I-) |-) sniggering
:-D (-D laughing
(-) laughing
%-(|) laughing out loud
:'-D :,-D lauging so much that they're crying
:.-) laughing so much that they're crying
:-):-):-) guffawing loudly
8-] in love
%-{ :/) not amused
:-I :-| indifferent / apathetic
:-1 :-! bland
:-/ :-\ sceptical / undecided
:-ozzzZZ bored
%-) confused
:~/ really mixed up
:-T straight faced
:-( unhappy
(:-( :-c very unhappy
{:-{ definitely unhappy
8^( %-{ sad
(:-\ :-< VERY sad
:-< forlorn
:-... heart-broken
:'-( :,-( crying
:~(~~ :~-( crying
&.(.. crying
:''') weeping floods of tears
&-| &-( tearful
:-e disappointed
(:-< (:-( frowning
>:-( not keen on something
:-c bummed
:-C really bummed
:-t :-z cross
:-II :-|| angry
(:-& :-@ angry
%-( angry and frowning
>:-< >>:-<< mad
> :-( >:-<< mad
>-< absolutely livid
~ :-( steaming mad
|-O yawning
#-) exhausted after partying all night
*|-0 still working at 5 a.m.
|-( very tired
|-I |-| asleep
|-( 3-i asleep and having nightmares
3-I asleep and having nightmares
|^o 3-O snoring
X-) %+( unconscious
X-( 8-# dead
#-| #-( dead
X-# dead
:*} :-} tipsy
:-{ is tipsy on rough wine
:*) #-) drunk
%*} very drunk
%') finished off a fifth for lunch
%-<|> %-) drunk with laughter
%-\ %-/ hungover
%*@:-) hungover
:-(*) feeling sick
|-/ constipated
=) 8-( surprised!
:-o surprised
* :-o alarmed !
:-o :-() shocked / awed
=(8-0) =:-o having a hair-raising experience!
:- ] :-C so shocked that their jaw has hit the ground
:-I :-/ puzzled / perplexed
;-) '-) winking
>-::-D smitten by Cupid's arrow
:-} ;-} leering
>:-> leering
;>) :-1 smirking
:-, ;^) smirking
( :+( scared
:-> :-] sarcastic
:-[ critical
:-& tongue-tied
:-[ pouting
;-> lewd
):-) impish
>:-) }:-) devilish
>-) };-> a rude devil
@;-) a flirt
:-8( condescending
:-7 :-} wry
8^| grim
:-* bitter
:-6 sour
!:-) imaginative
-]:-)[- impressed
P-) fresh
:-0 silent (quiet lab!)
:-x :-X sworn to secrecy / has a taped-up mouth
:-# :-X lips are sealed
:-W :-h speaking with a forked tongue
:-w speaking with a forked tongue
:^) :-J tongue-in-cheek
:-P panting in anticipation
8-I 8-| in suspense
|-p |-P revolted
:-| disgusted
:-/ chagrined
:-C totally unbelieving
|:-| excessively rigid
*-) stoned
*8((: strange
L-P totally scrambled (that's why L-P mud exists)
:-] obnoxious
|:T not amused
:-))-: confused
[-( upset with someone
*-<|:o) in a party mood!
:0p a happy puppy!
8-))O O O so happy they could poop
{:-+ confused
/:I Raising Eyebrow
{:-) wears a toupee / has hair parted in the middle
}:-) as above, in an updraft
{(:-) is wearing a toupee
}(:-( is wearing a toupee in the wind
{:-) has old-fashioned hair
(:-) C:-| is bald
-:-) =:-) has a Mohican
~:-) has a Mohican and has been out in the rain
#:-) has matted hair
&:-) has curly hair / forgot to brush their hair
S:-) @:-) has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray
>:-> has a crew cut
J:-) has nice hair
$:-) has a comb stuck in their hair
I:-O is a flathead / flat-top
(-) needs a haircut
@:-} is just back from the hairdresser
:-] is a blockhead
:-[ is an unhappy blockhead
o:-) is a pea-brain
C:-) has a large cranial capacity
}:-( is bull-headed
|:-) has bushy eyebrows
':-) ,:-) shaved off one eyebrow this morning
/;-) has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow
%-) has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-) H-) is cross-eyed
?-( !-( has a black eye
-( E-( has had their eyes gouged out
=-( has had their eyes scratched out
.-) has only one eye
,-) has only one eye and is winking
|-( has lost their contact lenses
o:-( +-( has been shot between the eyes
:=) has two noses (or has no nose...)
:_) has a nose sliding off their face
:--) :c) has a very large nose
:C) :c< has a very large nose
:~) has a squiggly nose
:>) (:+) has a big nose
:/\) has an extremely big nose
:u) :n) has a pug nose
:^) :v) has a broken / pointy / cute nose
|~( has just had their nose broken
:+) has just had their broken nose set
:I) has a septum pierce
:-|) :-{ has a moustache
:<) :-*| has a moustache
:-{) :-3 has a handlebar mustache
:-}) has an RAF moustache
:-#) has a bushy moustache
:-=) is an older user with a moustache
:<) (:-D is a blabbermouth
:-B is a buttmouth
:-$ has mouth wired shut
:-(=) has big teeth
:-E] needs to go to the dentist
:-F] just came back from the dentist
:-H is missing teeth
:-|] has no need to go to the dentist
:-T has just zippered their lips shut
:-B has just bitten their lip
:-)) has a double chin
:-))) is extremely overweight
:-)} :-} has a beard
:-)# :<)= has a beard
(:-{~ has a beard
:-)## has a long beard
:-)= :-{> has a goatee
(-: is left handed
:-|8( )- is pregnant
:-d~ is a heavy smoker
*:* is fuzzy
*:** is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache
:-~| :-'| has a cold
:*) has a cold
:-R has the 'flu
(:-$ is ill
:%)% has acne
~~:-) ~~:-[ is on fire / has been flamed !
%-6 is brain-dead
(:-| (:I is an egghead
<:-I is a dunce
&8-| *8-| is a nerd
8-) is a nerd
*X-| is a dead nerd
:-) . has an innie belly button
:-) , has an outie belly button
;^? has been punched out
%+| has lost a fight
;-\ has been beaten up
;-| has been beaten up but is staying silent
:-s has heard a bizarre comment
%-| has been working all night
:-S has just made an incoherent statement
:-* has just eaten something sour
:-# has just said something that shouldn't have been said
*-) has been shot dead
:-( | has been beheaded
:-(O has been hanged
._/ has been squashed
:}8--- Smilie on steroids
:7) big nose
:") an honest smile
-=-) has made an evolution in time...
<=( is an extremely left out person
#8^) has a cool hair-do
=)) Double Chinned
:-)~ :-B is drooling / dribbling
:-)' :-), is drooling / dribbling
:-" is whistling / pursing lips
:-! has their foot in their mouth
:-9 :-? is licking lips
:-p :-d is sticking out their tongue
:-P :-b is sticking out their tongue
:-r is sticking out their tongue
:-a :-q is touching tongue to nose
:-P has their tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-') is chewing tobacco
:-' is spitting out chewing tobacco
:-* :-# blowing a kiss
:-x |-<> blowing a kiss
:-X} blowing a kiss
:-x} (:-* is kissing
:-X is giving you a big wet kiss
>:w is thumbing their nose
d :-o is taking their hat off to a great idea
:-O= is showing their tongue to the doctor
:-Q is having their temperature taken
:-Q :-i is smoking
:~i :Ui is smoking
:-G- :-! is smoking
|:-Q is smoking
:~j :Uj is smoking and smiling
:-j is smoking and smiling
O-) has just smoked a banana
:-? :-7 is smoking a pipe
>8-0 is in the throes of composition
:-& is eating spaghetti
())=) is drinking wine
:-3 has eaten a lemon
:-6 has eaten something sour
:-* has eaten something bitter
<:-) is asking a dumb question
M:-) is saluting
:-)| :-)I is out on the town
|-[#] is about to explode
|[*] is exploding NOW !!!!!
-: is upside down with a brick in their mouth
:::) is smiling despite being riddled with bullets
:-D* is laughing so much they don't realise that there's a spider hanging from their lip
:*D is drunk and laughing in church for no reason
._) is suffering from Lorentz contractions
:-@ ;-(*) is about to be sick...
:-(*) is vomiting
:-r :-P*** is blowing a raspberry
:-y is saying it with a smile
:-j is smiling to the left
:-T is keeping a straight face
:-Y is talking after the no yelling smiley
:-8 talking out of both sides of their mouth
:-p is talking, talking, talking
:-v :-() is talking/speaking
(:-D is blabbering
:-V :-() is shouting
:-( ) is SHOUTING VERY LOUD
:-(0) :-(O) is yelling
:-@ is screaming
:-X :-@ is swearing
;-) '-) is winking
:-T is keeping tight-lipped
>:-) is grinning an evil grin
;-)=) is grinning a big toothy grin
:-} ;-} is leering
>:-> is leering
;>) :-1 is smirking
:-, ;^) is smirking
:'-) is crying in happiness
:'-( :,-( is crying
:~(~~ :~-( is crying
&.(.. :~( is crying
:'( is crying
:~-( is shedding a tear
:'''-) :'''-( is shedding floods of tears
:~-( :-C is bawling (???)
|^o 3-O is snoring
I-) |-) is sniggering
:-D (-D is laughing
(-) :-))) is laughing
%-(|) :-D is laughing out loud
:'-D :,-D is laughing so much that they're crying
:.-) is laughing so much that they're crying
:-):-):-) is guffawing loudly
()-8 is yawning at the thought of tired emoticons
|-0 |-O is yawning
,-O :-() is yawning
~~:I is burning
~~\8-O needs to fixed a frayed cord on the computer
.-) is keeping an eye out
XD Laughing hard
=.. ( is weepy
/:I Raising Eyebrow
The list goes on and on. Check out the website below for all of them.

Answer 2

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1. happy (smiling)
2happy (smiling)
3.excited
4.sad

1-3 are all just different ways to show hppiness (