Because i know some married men buy some right slappers drinks when they come in the pub skint..
I am willing to wear shorts to show off my legs and wear cheap aftershave and a tight tshirt to show off my man boobs..
2006-12-17 04:39:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
make me laugh and i'll buy them all night, have to take the money out of hubbies account though lol
2006-12-17 04:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic. You could go in with an old lottery ticket from a couple of weeks ago and boast you have won a couple of million on the lottery, say you haven't got any money until the cheque clears and hope the ladies are gulible enough to believe you. Good luck
2006-12-17 12:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by patsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's obvious that your a funny and nice guy, so just don't try to get them to notice you, wear some clothes that fit you nicely, (unless if you want to show off your sexy man boobs.. lol), keep a smile plastered on your face, hang around, try to look remotely intelligent, (I'm not saying your not already), and BE POLITE. If they don't by you drinks, then shame on those married hoes.
2006-12-17 12:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It ain't going to happen: women are cheap, i should know. We argue about whose turn it is to buy our friends drinks, let alone a random bloke.
Your solution is to aim for the men.
2006-12-17 12:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nikita21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaw Sweetheart u again? after i deceived u, used u up and made u spent all ur money on me just to touch my thighs, now u are here roaming in pubs ? oooh u even got bald head now? lmfao!!!
2006-12-17 12:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by BeautyBreak H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first off , why in the world do you want a married women?, secondo not wear a tight shirt, third you should be buying the ladies a drink
2006-12-17 12:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by delana 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't take advantage of people that are trying to be friendly that very rude. They might feel sorry for you have you ever thought of that.I hope you find a lady friend but with your attitude I just don't know God bless you ladies man
2006-12-17 12:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by tellthetruth 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do guys ask such stupid questions on here,are you hoping to "shock" us with your pathetic life.You are so lacking in maturity,morals and ethics.Why don't you buy a tee with "World's Greatest Loser"on it for your next pub visit.
2006-12-17 12:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by rokkyroller 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............. YOU'RE SO BALLED AND CHEAP TRY TO HELP YOURSELF OR JUST STOP DRINKING ALL TO GATHER.
2006-12-17 12:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by day shaun 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just tell them if they get u a drink your go away
2006-12-17 14:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by hayley m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋