Like i did with my mate? It was like 'One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest' but in reverse.
I lost my keys and had to break into my bedsit. On top of that i was arrested for ordering a beer from the landlords front door at 2am. A cop grabbed my jacket and i got out of it. I then proceeded to leap a small 2ft wall to escape. Failing to relise that the wall was 5ft the other side. So i was on my face. I then had a two car escort to the cells. And i said to myself then - "That's the last time i babysit".
Any similar stories ;)
2006-12-17 04:07:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I didn't quite get the touche' bit, but i gave you thumbs-up. Mine is a true story - except that i was babysiting with my mate at a girlfriends aunties and was responsible until i hit fresh-air.
2006-12-17 04:55:40 · update #1
Ha Ha !
Never have before. That is funny
2006-12-17 07:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Grabbed a pot noodle to gate crash a balloon party full of furries and then a bowl of petunias dropped on the front porch.
Not satisfied with the almighty zig zag dibbly doo, whales landed the big cuckoo. Decidedly, it is Blue Peter all over again.
Jim O'Corners cooked porridge in Ipswich where the hours are murder but the finest dough to be had. Civilian bobbies appeared out of nowhere and we was nicked.
Didgeridoo played itself out on Polling day and it was back to the bowl of petunias. Only this time, it was some demagogical lab rat who turns out to be civilian bobbies playing with the auto flusher. Then thought "I've been fitted up." to the thunderous resonance of "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Touché.
2006-12-17 04:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by pax veritas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I know only too well about the drop been steeper at the other side try 15ft for size jumping over some railings as a kid..It's a good job it was water at the other side or i'd have been a gonna I was only 11
2006-12-17 04:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
specific, I dislike people who're continuously asserting the international is a adverse place, there's no longer something good left. i could refer to them and tell them approximately each and all of the alluring issues in life, even issues that are so ordinary as seeing a newborn smile and snigger or observing a butterfly.
2016-10-15 03:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i walked through my own front door, talked to myself, to get me in party mood and then got a white van home.
2006-12-17 06:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
20 years ago me and 2 of my friends broke in the local asylum to nick the meds we got seen and chased me and one pal got away but the other got detained untill this day.
2006-12-17 04:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe Just the sort of crack-pot I like to see on here.
2006-12-17 04:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were on acid...Did you know you cannot laugh at the other patience in the hospital ..we did our best to make them laugh..chasing imaginary flies,freaking out...it was a blast
2006-12-17 04:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, not in 48 years of life
2006-12-17 04:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by mr.JAW58 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow i dont think i have anything to top that or come anywhere close
2006-12-17 04:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋