to teach me how to do it.????
I have also heard that you should do it naked as to not get the things you cleaned dirty again so the lady would have to be naked .
Any body shape will do as long as the lady is over 30 women with curves are so much better (at housework) i am told.
If this is the wrong information i have been given i apolagise in advance..
2006-12-17 04:02:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I could teach you...BLINDFOLDED!!!
2006-12-17 04:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here, my ex missus used to suffer
from OCD concerning housework.
I learned sooo much
1 how to cook
2 how to look after children
3 how to vacuum on hands and knees
4 how to disinfect work surfaces
5 how to iron
6 how use a needle & thread
7 how to do the washing up
8 how to do the laundry
I also learned that if a laid down and had a snooze........
I would get beaten to a pulp !!!!!!
she's free. fancy ur chances ????
u almost deserve her for asking !!!!!
2006-12-17 12:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the type of woman you are after would not be interested in making sure your trousers are ironed with a crease or that there was fluff down the back of the sofa ;)
I think you would have to pay her by the hour as well.
Get a life, get some respect and maybe you might get a gf who would be pleased to do that for you if you bought her the outfit ;)
2006-12-17 12:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bagpuss 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have been trained by some very sexy ladies and I now have certificates for those sort of skills. Try putting male maid in your search engine
2006-12-17 12:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly just a month too young....plus I hate housework.
I don't mind sitting around naked whilst the other half does it though, I suppose it's entertainment for him whilst he's working
2006-12-17 12:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by delphi13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy guacomole!
Where the deuce do you live?
Any body shape will do?
You don't want a housekeeper, you want a damn stripper!
Curves and the shape of a woman's body have absolutely nothing to do with the way that she cleans.
You really need to be sent to an institute..
2006-12-17 12:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try looking on www. alt.com - plenty of women on there are happy to give training in all sorts of areas.
2006-12-17 13:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sareylou 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow youneed help if you lookin 4 some i no womenis goin 2 b intrested
2006-12-17 12:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by ghetto girl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, you're crazy. If you get any takers though send some my way k?
2006-12-17 12:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by markawfg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lady? no! ask my husband,he dose all that stuff,not me . iv not seen him do it naked though.
2006-12-17 12:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me know in 3 years then. lmao
2006-12-17 13:04:33 · answer #11 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋